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Aww Finck! You weren't ironing the trousers you were wearing, were you?
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I hope not! I'm guessing you just slipped?
Quote: PhQnix @ July 30 2008, 5:25 PM BSTAww Finck! You weren't ironing the trousers you were wearing, were you?
No. I was ironing the jeans that would have protected my leg from being ironed hadn't I been ironing the protective jeans. I have to take a look at the Health & Safety procedures, there seems to be a systemic flaw.
It's better now, by the way. Thanks for the sympathy.
Did you put ice in a teatowel on it?
You'd better iron both legs or the creases won't match.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 30 2008, 5:36 PM BSTDid you put ice in a teatowel on it?
Don't you start. I just got told off for expressing my pain on the forum rather than cooling the burn.
It really wasn't that bad. I have a history with burns and nothing's turned out nikkilauda-y, yet.
It'll be ok! Use chocolate therapy!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 30 2008, 5:44 PM BST
Damn this heat! I read that as 'Use chocolate terepins' for some really weird reason. I'm not blind honestly 
Just not concentrating!
Haha! I want a chocolate terepin now!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 30 2008, 5:54 PM BSTHaha! I want a chocolate terepin now!
Thats a point where is my chocolate life size Robyn?
Quote: Gavin @ July 30 2008, 5:56 PM BSTThats a point where is my chocolate life size Robyn?
She started giggling and saying "yes'um" and I couldn't bring myself to kill her. Sorry Gavin.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 30 2008, 5:58 PM BSTShe started giggling and saying "yes'um" and I couldn't bring myself to kill her. Sorry Gavin.
mmmm well alright. But can't we live cast her?
Quote: Gavin @ July 30 2008, 5:59 PM BSTmmmm well alright. But can't we live cast her?
I've never had a willing participant, I don't know if it works with moving corpses.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 30 2008, 6:00 PM BSTI've never had a willing participant, I don't know if it works with moving corpses.
mmmm this seems like a lot of effort.
Quote: Gavin @ July 30 2008, 6:01 PM BSTmmmm this seems like a lot of effort.
Can you pick someone I wouldn't mind killing?