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Best Thing You've Won Page 3

If we are now going on crap..
I won the set of 3" spice girl figures... Beat that!
:D

Quote: roscoff @ July 30 2008, 4:36 PM BST

Thing ran it who does not post on here anymore. I miss 'Thing' :(

I have Sky+ now I never miss a thing.

Quote: Marc P @ July 30 2008, 4:56 PM BST

I have Sky+ now I never miss a thing.

*Lowers head slowly at the death of comedy*

Quote: roscoff @ July 30 2008, 4:57 PM BST

*Lowers head slowly at the death of comedy*

Whistling nnocently

Quote: roscoff @ July 30 2008, 4:57 PM BST

*Lowers head slowly at the death of comedy and to give the man sitting next to him a blowie*

You stalking me again Leevil? I told you. I DON'T HAVE ANY SANDWICHES!!!!!!

But you're a bear, you must have a pic-a-nic basket?

Thing came back a few weeks ago. Noone replied to his post though and after complaining about invisiblity, Aaron assured him it was just cos the post wasn't interesting - then he never came back :D

I won £10, for writing a letter slagging off The Grumble Weeds show, from Oracle (ITV's teletext service) when I was 12 or 13.

I had a lovely day with the winnings in Hyde Park with a bottle of Blue Nun and 20 Benson and Hedges on my own. I even had enough change for some chips and a Cadbury's Swiss Chocolate Gateaux on the way home.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 30 2008, 5:50 PM BST

I won £10, for writing a letter slagging off The Grumble Weeds show, from Oracle (ITV's teletext service) when I was 12 or 13.

I had a lovely day with the winnings in Hyde Park with a bottle of Blue Nun and 20 Benson and Hedges on my own. I even had enough change for some chips and a Cadbury's Swiss Chocolate Gateaux on the way home.

All that for under a tenner? Doubt you could get all that now! And in Zimbabwe.. well we won't go there, not for a joke nor a holiday!

I rarely win anything sniff! I won a science award when I was 9. That's cause my mum did my project, determined for me to win. She didn't think I could do it alone and wanted to basically beat someone elses mum!

I've won writing comps though (not with mum's help) and the odd £5 on bingo night live!

I once won one of the old tops of the pop albums (full of bad cover versions).

For..... Disco Dancing... oh baby I've got the mooooooooovesss.... Cool

Hmm prize I won

£100 from Progressive jewish Students for a speech on the fate of Sephardi settlers.

A certificate for excellence in debating (I won 17/18 debates in my 6th form)

That's it really, I seem to stop succeding at age 18!

Did the nice Mr Chaucer sign it for you himself?

I won a prize for best essay of the year as well when I was 15.

You're going to want to take the piss, so prepare yourself.

Ready?

It was about a paedophile trying to get out of prison.

We were doing a series of creative works on people in prison.

This was trendy GCSE.

I got an A+ as my prose was good enough, to get good grades inspite of my poor grammar. About the nicest thing any one's ever said on my writing.

Maybe I should have done a poem?

Roses are red, pull down your pants, I like you.

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