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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 30 2008, 4:44 PM BST

I have no idea why I'm choosing my unis, so you've got further than me! :(

Now you have a reason to pick Royal Holloway!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 30 2008, 4:44 PM BST

Given up on the fake chest hair and medallion, then?

It's a two-pronged attack of sexiness! :D

:O I have a reason for one of my unis! *squeals* Yaaaay!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 30 2008, 4:46 PM BST

:O I have a reason for one of my unis! *squeals* Yaaaay!

Yes, when they ask in the interview "Why have you picked Royal Holloway?" you can say "This weirdo I know on a forum has family near here."

That's a sure-fire answer.

They'll think it's some kind of artistic ploy and love me, I'm sure. Cool

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 30 2008, 4:49 PM BST

They'll think it's some kind of artistic ploy and love me, I'm sure. Cool

Just ask them "Can they afford not to have you go there."

Robyn you can just point out that you'll be their future Prime minister, they'd have to take you!

Or think I'm crazy...Universities care about what everyone else does. I'll just make lots of money and not give them any.

(History Boys reference. Whistling nnocently)

Quote: PhQnix @ July 30 2008, 4:53 PM BST

Robyn you can just point out that you'll be their future Prime minister, they'd have to take you!

Ooooo! I'll write you a letter of reference (is that the right word?)!
I could write it in German. See how accomplished those so-called university persons are!

:O Oooh! Write my personal statement, too?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 30 2008, 4:57 PM BST

:O Oooh! Write my personal statement, too?

Don't do it Finck. It's 1 234 pages long.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 30 2008, 4:57 PM BST

:O Oooh! Write my personal statement, too?

What is that? Some sort of "My name is Robyn and the reasons why you have to admit me into your university are as follows: 1. .......... 13000001."?

Yep! :D

Just write the word BOLLOCKS on a piece of paper. It's a statement. If you spell it correctly, they have to take you.

Even with me wanting to do English Lit, you reckon? :O

Quote: Bad dog @ July 30 2008, 5:04 PM BST

Just write the word BOLLOCKS on a piece of paper. It's a statement. If you spell it correctly, they have to take you.

That's a personal statement in it's purest form.

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