Quote: Finck @ July 30 2008, 3:40 PM BSTI'd love to. But I can't move to the Island. 'Ve been banned.
Ooo do tell.
Have all the moderators gone on strike? Page 5
I'm not really sure about the ban thing. It's just the conclusion I came to after a certain incident. But I've told the story elsewhere already.
Quote: Finck @ July 10 2008, 2:12 PM BSTI had actually planned to fly over to the Old Island only to attend a recording of JaM. But the last time I tried to fly to London for a day they wouldn't let us land and we were sent back to Hamburg(1). On my birthday. Never in my life have I felt so rejected. Now I have moved away from a proper airport anyway. I could still go by TGV, though.
°Finck
(1) No, we weren't trying to blitz anyone.
Now I'm a bit reluctant to try again for fear of rejection. To me that's an emotional ban.
But look how I've sneaked in through the backdoor by posting here.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 30 2008, 3:34 PM BSTI just think we've gone full-circle, we've had the same conversation so many times I'm now saying your parts.
We should never act out plays!
Quote: Finck @ July 30 2008, 3:56 PM BSTI'm not really sure about the ban thing. It's just the conclusion I came to after a certain incident. But I've told the story elsewhere already.
Now I'm a bit reluctant to try again for fear of rejection. To me that's an emotional ban.
But look how I've sneaked in through the backdoor by posting here.
Just pretend you're Polish. Not the kind that shines furniture either. You'll romp in. (ooh political comment!)
I just went to the loo and was unconsciously practicing a slow hand clap, as you do when you're bored on a work toilet (have been very bored today), and when I emerged from the cubicle there was a guy using the urinal who was looking very anxious - I think he thought I was sarcastically applauding his urinating skills.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 30 2008, 4:04 PM BSTI just went to the loo and was unconsciously practicing a slow hand clap, as you do when you're bored on a work toilet (have been very bored today), and when I emerged from the cubicle there was a guy using the urinal who was looking very anxious - I think he thought I was sarcastically applauding his urinating skills.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 30 2008, 4:04 PM BSTI just went to the loo and was unconsciously practicing a slow hand clap, as you do when you're bored on a work toilet (have been very bored today), and when I emerged from the cubicle there was a guy using the urinal who was looking very anxious - I think he thought I was sarcastically applauding his urinating skills.
I think you've confused yourself with a normal person. Don't forget you joined this forum voluntarily unlike myself who is just here as part of a community service order. Or was that murder? Anyway I'm being punished.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 30 2008, 4:00 PM BSTWe should never act out plays!
We should write them and get other people to act them!
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 30 2008, 4:04 PM BSTI just went to the loo and was unconsciously practicing a slow hand clap, as you do when you're bored on a work toilet (have been very bored today), and when I emerged from the cubicle there was a guy using the urinal who was looking very anxious - I think he thought I was sarcastically applauding his urinating skills.
One hand on your cock and the other banging on the side of the cubicle doesnt count as 'clapping' 
Although it might explain the anxious look on your work colleagues face 
Quote: PhQnix @ July 30 2008, 4:07 PM BSTWe should write them and get other people to act them!
I want to combine my degree with creative writing so badly again now!
I've been told I have to use the toilet next time I want to choke one off in work. Unfair I think.
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ July 30 2008, 4:09 PM BSTOne hand on your cock and the other banging on the side of the cubicle doesnt count as 'clapping'
Quote: roscoff @ July 30 2008, 4:12 PM BSTI've been told I have to use the toilet next time I want to choke one off in work. Unfair I think.
Just do it after everyone else has gone home, that way you can also celebrate the fact you'll be getting paid overtime to do so 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 30 2008, 4:11 PM BST
Write creatively in your spare time!
While reading 5-6 books a week!? *swoons with how overwhelmed she is*
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 30 2008, 4:21 PM BSTWhile reading 5-6 books a week!? *swoons with how overwhelmed she is*
Well it's, like, eight hours of lectures so you have lots of spare moments.