Haven't posted for a while, so let me know what you think, cheers.
CAMERA SHOWS A MALE(JACOB),HE HAS MUD ALL OVER HIM AND IS TALKING TO A CAMERA.
Jacob
At this point you're probably asking, what would I do if I was stuck in the middle of nowhere? What would I do if I had no contact to the outside world? And even more importantly, what should I do if I have no food or water in this deadly situation? Fortunately I have the answer. Now we all know that it is vitally important that you keep yourself hydrated, so one wise tip is to drink your own urine. I know it's not the best drink you'll ever have, but this really is, life or death.
(DRINKS OUT OF A BOTTLE THAT CONTAINS HIS OWN URINE)
Jacob (cont'd)
This should keep me alive for at least.....
Female
Jacob? Don't you think you're taking this camping lark a little too seriously?
CAMERA ZOOMS OUT TO REVEAL HE IS SURROUNDED BY TENTS AND CARAVANS.
Female (cont'd)
Now hurry up, it's your turn to bowl.
Jacob
(SMILES AWKWARDLY) Yeah sorry.