Quote: EllieJP @ July 28 2008, 10:27 PM BSTThat reminds me... I'm back to rugby training tomorrow!
But you're a girl. Shouldn't you be playing netball, or grappling with other thong-clad girls in a giant champagne glass. 
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*Pulls up seat and waits for big kick-off*
Quote: chipolata @ July 30 2008, 10:02 AM BSTBut you're a girl. Shouldn't you be playing netball, or grappling with other thong-clad girls in a giant champagne glass.
How very dare you!!!
Actually - I get that a lot. Last night was so much fun... a great game of touch rugby to start, drills, jogging... awesome to get back exercising again. Nothing hard core at the moment... which is fine for me as I'm scared of breaking the other ankle!
Quote: EllieJP @ July 30 2008, 11:00 AM BSTHow very dare you!!!
Actually - I get that a lot. Last night was so much fun... a great game of touch rugby to start, drills, jogging... awesome to get back exercising again. Nothing hard core at the moment... which is fine for me as I'm scared of breaking the other ankle!
In rugby, it's your neck you've got to worry about breaking. You could end your days paralysed from the eyebrows down being digitally defecated by a Polish man called Igor. 
I can only dream
Digital defecation is something I'm aspiring to.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 30 2008, 11:19 AM BSTDigital defecation is something I'm aspiring to.
I'm not sure I approve of girls having bodily functions. None of my girlfriends have had them, as far as I'm aware.
Quote: chipolata @ July 30 2008, 11:21 AM BSTI'm not sure I approve of girls having bodily functions. None of my girlfriends have had them, as far as I'm aware.
You must read Wetlands by Charlotte Roche, then. (Or maybe not. To what degree does your mental well-being depend on your belief in the non-existence of bodily functions in women?)
Just Googled that. Crumbs.
Quote: chipolata @ July 30 2008, 11:08 AM BSTIn rugby, it's your neck you've got to worry about breaking. You could end your days paralysed from the eyebrows down being digitally defecated by a Polish man called Igor.
Poppycock! I've played rugby and broken my neck. The bits below the eyebrows still work (well, as well as they ever did) and I dont know anyone called Igor.
Ellie, what position do you play and who do you play for?
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ July 30 2008, 12:46 PM BSTPoppycock! I've played rugby and broken my neck. The bits below the eyebrows still work (well, as well as they ever did) and I dont know anyone called Igor.
Ellie, what position do you play and who do you play for?
I'm their all rounder... play everywhere. But I prefer Flanker.
I play for a womens' team in West London.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 30 2008, 1:53 PM BSTFlanker.
There's a joke in that somewhere. Why couldn't you be a hooker, make it easier for us.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 30 2008, 1:53 PM BSTI'm their all rounder... play everywhere. But I prefer Flanker.
I play for a womens' team in West London.
Yes, flankers tend to have to play everywhere. I was a prop (yes the ugly type of rugby player)so never got asked to play anywhere else. Used to go out with a girl who played for Chelmsford, do you ever venture out that far?
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ July 30 2008, 2:08 PM BSTYes, flankers tend to have to play everywhere. I was a prop (yes the ugly type of rugby player)so never got asked to play anywhere else. Used to go out with a girl who played for Chelmsford, do you ever venture out that far?
No, mainly West London, Bracknell, Basingstoke way. We finished middle of the table last season... bring on coming top this season! wohoo!