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I like it.

Quote: Griff @ July 29 2008, 9:37 PM BST

It's not funny. It sounds like a tryhard vicar telling his congregation that Jesus is phat, sick and wicked.

'The aces' always makes me laugh though. 'Football it the aces'. 'Chips are the aces'.

But okay, I'll think of something new.

Quote: Leevil @ July 29 2008, 9:37 PM BST

I like it.

Ooo, it's split the group.

Quote: Griff @ July 29 2008, 9:40 PM BST

Admittedly I'm talking here as someone whose sig comes from a book published in 1956.

But returning to the subject of bashing your sig, I don't think comedy writers should have sigs proclaiming how much they like comedy, ironically phrased or not. It's like a science fiction fan having a sig saying "Daleks are excellent".

Okay, then look out for my new sig.

Goodbye 'Comedy is the aces'.

Quote: David Chapman @ July 29 2008, 9:01 PM BST

Sorry - what do you mean by that?

Seefacts is right. I mean broads.

Daleks ARE shit. Good point, well made.

Quote: Griff @ July 29 2008, 9:46 PM BST

Now that is a sig to be proud of.

It's in honour of you, Griff.

Quote: David Bussell @ July 29 2008, 9:46 PM BST

Seefacts is right. I mean broads.

Babes, fluff, skeezers, bitches.

Come on Champman, keep up.

Quote: Griff @ July 29 2008, 9:49 PM BST

I will always remember this day.

Me too.

What day?

:(

Quote: zooo @ July 29 2008, 9:51 PM BST

:(

Uh?!

Daleks aren't shit.

Garlic Naan in particular was a lovely Dalek.

Quote: Griff @ July 29 2008, 9:31 PM BST

Ah, you're right zooo. Now I remember. Lady writers are called "secretaries".

Laughing out loud

Quote: Leevil @ July 29 2008, 9:46 PM BST

Daleks ARE shit. Good point, well made.

Fuuhhk-YOU. I apologise. (And F**k Seefacts too) (I apologise)

I've found a picture of a typical man writing :

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Quote: zooo @ July 29 2008, 9:55 PM BST

I've found a picture of a typical man writing :

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And here's a woman writing.

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Well, she would be but she doing a spot of cleaning instead.

Quote: zooo @ July 29 2008, 9:55 PM BST

I've found a picture of a typical man writing :

Zooo, it's clearly a chimp as it's capable of multi-tasking (both hands) and he ain't got his penis in his hand.

I was going to say a penis in his free hand, but on reflection, it seems to me that blokes type WITH their free hand.

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