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Any Entomologists In The House?

I saw a very interesting fly the other day and would love to know what it is.

It was about 12mm long and the top half of it's body was a metallic turquoise colour and the bottom half was metallic orange. It looked like a little beetle, but it surprised me by unveiling some wings before it flew off.

I've never seen one before, so let me know if you what it is.

Thanks.

The wings don't preclude it being a beetle. Paul McCartney was a beatle with Wings.

Quote: Winterlight @ July 29 2008, 6:51 PM BST

I saw a very interesting fly the other day and would love to know what it is.

It was about 12mm long and the top half of it's body was a metallic turquoise colour and the bottom half was metallic orange. It looked like a little beetle, but it surprised me by unveiling some wings before it flew off.

I've never seen one before, so let me know if you what it is.

Thanks.

It's actually an alien from outer space.

Quote: steve by any other name @ July 29 2008, 7:17 PM BST

The wings don't preclude it being a beetle. Paul McCartney was a beatle with Wings.

And then he got himself into a lot of dung. Ok not as good as yours.

The immaturity on this board is unbelievable.

Knowledge of the natural world we live in shouldn't be mocked like this.

Hang your heads in shame.

What you might wanna do, is post your question on a board about BUGS!!

Not comedy...

;)

Quote: zooo @ July 29 2008, 9:17 PM BST

What you might wanna do, is post your question on a board about BUGS!!

Not comedy...

;)

Would you have to introduce yourself with "Nyerr, what's up Doc"?

I posted it in General Discussion! Why you gotta come down on me, man?!

I wouldn't dream of posting it in 'Critique' or 'Writers Discussion'.

Quote: zooo @ July 29 2008, 9:17 PM BST

What you might wanna do, is post your question on a board about BUGS!!

Not comedy...

;)

Or IN SEX. geddit *nudges* huh huh :$ sorry that was bad. Is there a stinker smiley?

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 29 2008, 9:19 PM BST

Or IN SEX. geddit *nudges* huh huh :$ sorry that was bad. Is there a stinker smiley?

If you'd have just waited for me all the attention would've gone from yours.

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Was it him?

Now that would have been cool.

Nope.

Quote: zooo @ July 29 2008, 9:23 PM BST

Was it him?

Now that would have been cool.

What's his name, and what's so cool about him other than how he looks? Is he Eric, the raver bug?

Almost!
He's called Barnaby.

:O That's a *great* name!

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