British Comedy Guide

Who are your heroes? Page 10

Click here if you don't know what we were talking about. Though I quoted the great man wrong.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 29 2008, 7:21 PM BST

Laughing out loud!

I knew only you would laugh at that. :P

Quote: PhQnix @ July 29 2008, 7:38 PM BST

I knew only you would laugh at that. :P

Well I feel a bit pigeon-holed now! Teary

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 29 2008, 7:39 PM BST

Well I feel a bit pigeon-holed now! Teary

That will be turned into an innuendo in 5..4..3...

Laughing out loud I was on the phone today at the park, but I had some cake in my mouth while trying to talk - and so gave the phone to a friend while I chewed very quickly. Cue countless innuendos from all my friends assembled, and a very confused boyfriend on the other end of the line! I must just be an innuendo magnet!

You're lucky, we whisper for our friends to "come back to bed" whilst they talk to their mothers.

Not so lucky. We shout "Get your finger out of there!" very loudly. :D

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 29 2008, 7:45 PM BST

Not so lucky. We shout "Get your finger out of there!" very loudly. :D

Ew. You have crass friends. :P

Laughing out loud I know! The best one today was about half hour time slots, which seems odd out of context! It meant the human pyramid collapsed though.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 29 2008, 7:49 PM BST

Laughing out loud I know! The best one today was about half hour time slots, which seems odd out of context! It meant the human pyramid collapsed though.

Whilst all this malarky was going on I was probably working. Curse the other teenagers having fun in their holidays, curse them! *shakes fist*

What are you working as? Did you ship in the paper round or is it still that? I wish I was working! I need the money!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 29 2008, 7:52 PM BST

What are you working as? Did you ship in the paper round or is it still that? I wish I was working! I need the money!

I'm working for a week in a school. I "carry shit" as my oh-so wonderful boss put it...

:O I'll take the job from you! Noone will notice...

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 29 2008, 7:54 PM BST

:O I'll take the job from you! Noone will notice...

They would wonder why I could suddenly carry more though...

I'm only doing the job because my mum made me, she'd probably notice if you replaced me. Plus it wouldn't be so bad if you were there. I don't know anyone so I spend my whole day nodding silently.

I will find a way to be there. *thinks and flies off, initiating the plan*

You're just doing that to make me swoon, aren't you?

*sigh* I'm going to hit my head one day...

*swoon*

:P

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