British Comedy Guide

Too hot and sticky... Page 14

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 29 2008, 2:08 PM BST

Haha! *whines* I'm 17!

I keep forgetting. I still think of you as the sweet 16-year-old you were a few weeks ago.

Quote: zooo @ July 29 2008, 2:09 PM BST

Everyone should read Coren erotica.

Corotica?

Hmm...

:O I like it!

Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 29 2008, 2:10 PM BST

I keep forgetting. I still think of you as the sweet 16-year-old you were a few weeks ago.

Laughing out loud So much has changed in those few weeks!

Quote: zooo @ July 29 2008, 2:09 PM BST

Everyone should read Coren erotica.

I've actually only read the award-winning passage. But that sure is the quintessence of his works, isn't it?

Corotica is a magazine that's specialised on men who fancy rusty old cars.

Cue jokes about his award-winning passage.

I've got one for him.

It's too hot for all that. Phew, I barely have the strength to eat my cheese sandwich.

Dogs don't eat cheese.
And they can't look up.

I'm freezing today. There's a blast of arctic air from the aircon at work directly above my desk.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 29 2008, 2:18 PM BST

I'm freezing today. There's a blast of arctic air from the aircon at work directly above my desk.

You airconditioned bastard.

Quote: Finck @ July 29 2008, 2:19 PM BST

You airconditioned bastard.

*shiver*

Great thunderstorms last night. Almost worth the unbearable height of the previous two days.

Quote: chipolata @ July 29 2008, 2:20 PM BST

Great thunderstorms last night. Almost worth the unbearable height of the previous two days.

Still waiting for those to arrive here. You've probably used them all up.

Quote: zooo @ July 29 2008, 2:17 PM BST

Dogs don't eat cheese.
And they can't look up.

Is that right? Probably quite right too, they should stick to their Chum, Pal etc. Actually, some people say petfood is healthier than our food, because it has extra vitamins put into it.

Quote: chipolata @ July 29 2008, 2:20 PM BST

Great thunderstorms last night. Almost worth the unbearable height of the previous two days.

My last two days were only a couple of feet, not very high at all.

Quote: zooo @ July 29 2008, 2:17 PM BST

Dogs don't eat cheese.
And they can't look up.

My dog ate cheese. The only way he'd take his travel sickness tablet was if it was encased in a lump of cheese.

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