British Comedy Guide

Mentalist

To the Dentist song from Little Shop of Horrors.

GORDON BROWN
When I was younger, just a chancellor shit
My party noticed funny things I did,
Like loosing' budgets with Mr Tony scum
I'd poison contracts, and when I was done
I'd find a party whip and bash in his head
That's when my party said

[EDD, JAQUI
What did they say?

[GORDON BROWN]
Tony said, "Oh boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make the national constituencies pay
You'll be a mentalist
You have a talent for causin' things pain
Gord, be a mentalist
People will fear pay you to be insane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And budgetting would suit you still less
Son, be a mentalist
You're parties a mess

[EDD, JAQUI]
Here he is, folks the leader whose a twat!
Watch him f**k another gaff!
Glasgow East!
He's a mentalist and he'll never see any good.
Who wants Cowden Beath run by the Marquis de Sade?

[DARLING]
Oh that hurts! I won't run!

[GORDON BROWN]
Oh, shut up. Land slide. here I come!
I am your mentalist

[DARLING]
Goodness gracious!

[ORIN]
And I enjoy the career that I picked

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
He can shove it

Great. :) Very perceptive... the punters will luuuuurve it!
I assume you've sent it off to Newsrevue and Treason. :)

:D :D

This would work as a good parody.

Not sure about the wording of

"Here he is, folks the leader whose a twat!
Watch him f**k another gaff! "

I know you struggled to fit the words to the music, but "whose" doesn't quite fit. What about something like.

"Look out folks, here comes that stupid twat.
With a fake grin and a head that's really fat"

or something like that.

:D

Damn, see I'm not perfectionist and one needs to be to write good songs.

I'll keep practising maybe sharpen it up for next week.

We fall to rise.

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