To the Dentist song from Little Shop of Horrors.
GORDON BROWN
When I was younger, just a chancellor shit
My party noticed funny things I did,
Like loosing' budgets with Mr Tony scum
I'd poison contracts, and when I was done
I'd find a party whip and bash in his head
That's when my party said
[EDD, JAQUI
What did they say?
[GORDON BROWN]
Tony said, "Oh boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make the national constituencies pay
You'll be a mentalist
You have a talent for causin' things pain
Gord, be a mentalist
People will fear pay you to be insane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And budgetting would suit you still less
Son, be a mentalist
You're parties a mess
[EDD, JAQUI]
Here he is, folks the leader whose a twat!
Watch him f**k another gaff!
Glasgow East!
He's a mentalist and he'll never see any good.
Who wants Cowden Beath run by the Marquis de Sade?
[DARLING]
Oh that hurts! I won't run!
[GORDON BROWN]
Oh, shut up. Land slide. here I come!
I am your mentalist
[DARLING]
Goodness gracious!
[ORIN]
And I enjoy the career that I picked
[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
He can shove it