Mentalist

To the Dentist song from Little Shop of Horrors.

GORDON BROWN
When I was younger, just a chancellor shit
My party noticed funny things I did,
Like loosing' budgets with Mr Tony scum
I'd poison contracts, and when I was done
I'd find a party whip and bash in his head
That's when my party said

[EDD, JAQUI
What did they say?

[GORDON BROWN]
Tony said, "Oh boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make the national constituencies pay
You'll be a mentalist
You have a talent for causin' things pain
Gord, be a mentalist
People will fear pay you to be insane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And budgetting would suit you still less
Son, be a mentalist
You're parties a mess

[EDD, JAQUI]
Here he is, folks the leader whose a twat!
Watch him f**k another gaff!
Glasgow East!
He's a mentalist and he'll never see any good.
Who wants Cowden Beath run by the Marquis de Sade?

[DARLING]
Oh that hurts! I won't run!

[GORDON BROWN]
Oh, shut up. Land slide. here I come!
I am your mentalist

[DARLING]
Goodness gracious!

[ORIN]
And I enjoy the career that I picked

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
He can shove it

Great. Very perceptive... the punters will luuuuurve it!
I assume you've sent it off to Newsrevue and Treason.

This would work as a good parody.

Not sure about the wording of

"Here he is, folks the leader whose a twat!
Watch him f**k another gaff! "

I know you struggled to fit the words to the music, but "whose" doesn't quite fit. What about something like.

"Look out folks, here comes that stupid twat.
With a fake grin and a head that's really fat"

or something like that.

Damn, see I'm not perfectionist and one needs to be to write good songs.

I'll keep practising maybe sharpen it up for next week.

We fall to rise.