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Give Blood? Page 4

I'm AB Positive (or at least that's what my dog tags used to say) so I'm able to receive blood from any donor, but other AB Positive patients (only 3% of the population) are the only people who can use my blood. That makes my donation somewhat useless, seeing as AB Positive patients can just use whatever bag o' blood is sitting on the shelf and nearing its expiration date. But I'd give in the event of a catastrophe.

My daughter received 2 pints of blood while she was hospitalized last month, so thanks to everyone who donates!

P.S. I'm an organ donor, but I'm afraid my liver won't be of much use to anyone.

I don't know WHAT type I am.

Quote: zooo @ July 28 2008, 11:16 PM BST

I don't know WHAT type I am.

Me neither. I'm red, that's all I can tell ya.

Quote: zooo @ July 28 2008, 11:16 PM BST

I don't know WHAT type I am.

You're a V Sexy.

I once went to give blood and got so anxious and hyper-tense that they told me join the 'already dones' and lie down and have tea and biccies. How sad is that? :(

If you have ever had a blood test, it should be on your records what type you are so ask your doc.

Quote: SlagA @ July 28 2008, 11:17 PM BST

I once went to give blood and got so anxious and hyper-tense that they told me join the 'already dones' and lie down and have tea and biccies. How sad is that? :(

Awwwww!

If my doctor has written that on my medical records, I shall be a mite worried.
:)

Along with your dress size and what colour pants you had on that day.

:O

She doesn't wear pants!

"Green with pink stars"

Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2008, 11:22 PM BST

She doesn't wear pants!

Speaks a man who woke up without his pants and his jeans on backwards after just having a filling at the dentist.

Where did you find the lollipop in the end?

Love you Leevil Lovey

Hah!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 28 2008, 11:25 PM BST

"Green with pink stars"

Oh they sound nice. Are they yours? Today mine are blue with pink cats on them.

Quote: zooo @ July 28 2008, 11:35 PM BST

Hah!

Oh they sound nice. Are they yours? Today mine are blue with pink cats on them.

*faints*

Come on everyone!

Share your underwear with the class.

Black boxers with grey pinstripes lol.

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