It'll be a sex thing.
EDIT: Oh, top of the page and no quote. Brilliant.
Bad day? Page 46
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 28 2008, 8:38 PM BSTEllieJP, on the other hand, is proper posh-sounding.
How'd you know that?? 
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 28 2008, 9:00 PM BSTIt'll be a sex thing.
EDIT: Oh, top of the page and no quote. Brilliant.
And it isn't even a sex thing. I've searched the internet with my shiny new search engine and it didn't come up with anything remotely dirty for "bending spoons", even with the dirt filter switched off.
You must have confused it with "spooning bends".
Quote: EllieJP @ July 28 2008, 9:09 PM BSTHow'd you know that??
She is posh sound as well.
And I'm "common" sounding apparantly... 
Quote: EllieJP @ July 28 2008, 9:09 PM BSTHow'd you know that??
Cos you told everyone? And Ruby said so too.
She said she's never heard "Get your tongue in me fanny" sound so posh.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 28 2008, 9:09 PM BSTHow'd you know that??
You can't comment on videos posted of yourself on social networking websites and not expect people to watch them.
Honestly!
Quote: Finck @ July 28 2008, 9:13 PM BSTAnd it isn't even a sex thing. I've searched the internet with my shiny new search engine and it didn't come up with anything remotely dirty for "bending spoons", even with the dirt filter switched off.
You must have confused it with "spooning bends".
Ironically a spoonerism.
I went to put the ribena back in the fridge & my useless pointless husband had not put the lid on properly. Ribena went everywhere, all over me, all over the floor & fridge & up the f**king walls.
I spent 45 minutes cleaning up ribena (Which by the way stains everything). Then I went up to my bedroom to get a clean top to wear after I had washed the stench of blackcurrant off me.
I opened my wardrobe & as it is broke, every item of clothing I had spend 3 hours cramming in there, fell out. I kicked all the clothes about the room in a temper, while my husband pissed himself laughing.
Eventually I looked at his ridiculous face & thought "I will learn you to not put the lid on things properly". I picked up what I thought was his beloved, ugly Watford mascot & pulled the hornets head off. I stood there waiting for him to cry & when he did not I looked down & realised I had pulled the head off my own yellow bear that I have had since I was 6.
Now I am boiling over with rage & desperate to teach my f**ker of a husband a lesson. So I do the only thing I know winds him up.
I take out the Argos Catalogue and start circling things to buy in pen.
I circle something on every page then take out a calculator & start adding it all up.Then I gleefuly show him the total.
Eventualy after I have imaginary brought 10 grands worth of stuff he stops laughing and starts frowning. Then Woooooooooosh the row I had been begging for starts.
He got the couch, I got a double bed & tonight I have left the top off the ribena for him.
I've missed Charley.
Awww are you being toothful?
I need a job that pays me to do nothing but be on BSG! Come on Mark. Gis some paid work!
Quote: Charley @ July 28 2008, 10:24 PM BSTAwww are you being toothful?
Of course I'm being truthful. After 10pm I've got truth Tourettes.
Did you miss us?
Quote: Griff @ July 28 2008, 10:30 PM BSTTerrible evening. Broadband connection dying on its arse. Only just got back online. Obviously this is the worst possible thing that can happen to anyone, ever.
I had that last week. I was cursing all day and got really aggressive and wanted to kill someone from my ISP. Then I noticed that I had accidentally surfed via a UK proxy for weeks and that it had gone offline. All those dangerous buttons just make you do funny things without knowing.
But I feel your pain.
It's quite scary how reliant on the net we've all become.
Like the South Park episode.
Quote: ian_w @ July 28 2008, 10:34 PM BSTLike the South Park episode.
I've heard they've got some internet in Scotland. Lets go there. 