Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2008, 6:55 PM BSTWhy do you want to murder me!?
Nothing personal just want a chocolate life sized Robyn in the living room....cor
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Quote: PhQnix @ July 28 2008, 6:56 PM BSTI don't. But how else am I going to get a chocolate Robyn for Gavin?
But you can't model it round her clothes!!
Ohhhhhhh, I seeeeeeeee 
Quote: ian_w @ July 28 2008, 6:57 PM BSTBut you can't model it round her clothes!!
Ohhhhhhh, I seeeeeeeee
People just can't hear "life-sized chocolate girl" without assuming I'm some sort of freaky pervert!
Quote: PhQnix @ July 28 2008, 6:58 PM BST
(It's a good job I can laugh about this kind of thing!)
All that made me realise was that "freaky pervert" is a tautology.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2008, 7:03 PM BST
(It's a good job I can laugh about this kind of thing!)
It'll make the whole 'killing you thing' much easier.
I think that due to your screen-name, you should replace all "f"s with "ph"s. So a "Phreaky pervert". 
Quote: PhQnix @ July 28 2008, 7:04 PM BSTIt'll make the whole 'killing you thing' much easier.
But I'm very ticklish, so trying to kill me by stabbing or something might just give me giggles so that you can't bear to kill me..?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2008, 7:06 PM BSTBut I'm very ticklish, so trying to kill me by stabbing or something might just give me giggles so that you can't bear to kill me..?
I'm usually quite clinical when it comes to the kill. If you start to giggle I probably wouldn't be able to go through with it though...
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2008, 7:06 PM BSTI think that due to your screen-name, you should replace all "f"s with "ph"s. So a "Phreaky pervert".
Thanks again phor dephending my character...
I will note that down as a survival technique.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 28 2008, 7:08 PM BSTThanks again phor dephending my character...
See! Much better!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2008, 7:08 PM BSTSee! Much better!
Aaron will explode.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 28 2008, 7:09 PM BSTAaron will explode.
He never has to know. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2008, 7:11 PM BSTHe never has to know.
He'll read everything when he gets back. He'll respond to half of it as well...
Oh dear. Didn't think of that.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 28 2008, 7:04 PM BSTAll that made me realise was that "freaky pervert" is a tautology.
And I shall of course be TAKING NOTES IN HIS ABSENCE!
Beware, my children....