Haha -- I should read your stuff really... 
The Bleakest Link
Radio 3 and 4 continuity announcers try to depress the largest amount of listeners.
What's My Lino?
Each week a celebrity's kitchen floor turns into something else.
Top of the Forum
Aaron keeps thwarting Chapman's attempts at a full Nelson.
Dan
The Greekest stink.
Stelios and Prince Phillip in farting contest. But the rotting corpse of Telly Savalas wins.
"You trying to be funny?!"
A whole host of BSG'ers prove 'em all wrong!
Countdrown
A new twist as the clock is replaced with tanks being filled with water before you find a four-letter-word.
Beat The Preacher
Gary Wilmot finds Christianity which pitches members of the congregation against their evangelist to see who preaches best.
Catchfreeze
Even Mr Chips wanking off can't raise the temperature in the studio as the contestants have their temperature lowered for each incorrect answer.
Dan
My kind of shoe sick.
Michael Barrymoore has vomited in a show, can you guess which one?
Brown eye.
Jim Bowen on the pull in Northern gaybars, look what you could have won.
‘The Wheal Of Fortune' hosted by Max Mosley
Name that loon,
this week can you idnetify Nick Griffin and that Astronaut who believes in aliens.
You say we display
New digital channel show, where Richard and Judy mate for depraved viewers phoning in.
Mastrer=bate chef.
3 chefs have to make soup for obnoxious arse Micheal Winner, and add extra cream.
Give Rebus A Clue
Drunkard detective finds clues written on the bottom of pint glasses.
Missed Her And Miss His.
Gold Gush
Henry Kelly hosts the game where contestants get gunged (with pee) when answering incorrectly.
The wierdest wink
Competition to see which of Anne Robinson's winks were the most frieghtening.
We Can But Canoe
John Darwin and his wife Anne help money hungry couples come up with elaborate plans with a chance to win an unlimited cash prize!
Ask the family,
With the McCannes, the Mathews, and Darwins,
very dull no one says anything.
Basterd Mime
Magnus Magnusson quizzes some extremely nasty mimes.
PANEL BEATERS
Comedy quiz show where Frankie Boyle and other (questionable) celebrities are beaten into a pulp on a weekly basis