Quote: PhQnix @ July 28 2008, 4:33 PM BSTI honestly believe the middle east crisis could be solved if they gathered all the world leaders around a table and gave them all chocolate.
What if they don't like chocolate? I hear that no evil people do.
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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 28 2008, 4:33 PM BSTIt's fine. I am soooo used to it. I know they care. They just have no sense of tact.If I ever put them in a home I would be asked to remove them in a week as The Mothership has upset three nurses over hair and make up and The Overlord has taken over the remote in the TV room and called them all communists cause they won't get him a Daily mail.
Could be worse I supppose
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2008, 4:34 PM BST
Everyone likes chocolate. Anyone who doesn't is dead inside.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 28 2008, 4:33 PM BSTIt's fine. I am soooo used to it.
You shouldn't have to be used to it though! Someone said this to me yesterday when I was complaining about my family.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2008, 4:35 PM BSTYou shouldn't have to be used to it though! Someone said this to me yesterday when I was complaining about my family.
Was it me?
No, actually, for once! 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2008, 4:36 PM BSTNo, actually, for once!
Tis good advice though. I will have to note it down ready for an opurtune moment to use it
It was also a conversation including typed singing (it was on msn) and lots of "You're actually ok though, right?"
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2008, 4:39 PM BSTIt was also a conversation including typed singing (it was on msn) and lots of "You're actually ok though, right?"
Well I aint singing unless there is a tele with words on and I'm 6 pints down the way.
It was a film re-enactment, designed as an onlaught to embarrass me into laughing while my family were in the room!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2008, 4:43 PM BST
I see...Did it work?
Was it a musical of Se7en?
It worked very well! It was "Ten Things I Hate About You." and it was a good job it was on msn, because in real life I might have exploded.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2008, 4:44 PM BSTIt worked very well! It was "Ten Things I Hate About You." and it was a good job it was on msn, because in real life I might have exploded.
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Quote: PhQnix @ July 28 2008, 4:33 PM BSTI honestly believe the middle east crisis could be solved if they gathered all the world leaders around a table and gave them all chocolate.
Nah, what you do is make them swap jobs.
So the rulers of Israel get to rule Palestine and
the rulers of Palestine get to rule Israel
etc.
Then tell them they have 10 years to rule ONLY
At the end of 10 years there is a poll..
If they ruled well they get to die peaceably (lethal injection)
if they ruled badly they get to die in screaming agony under torture.
