Aw Rubbbyyyy! 
Believe me when I say that I think you're nothing but wonderful, pleeaaaase!? *hugs*
Bad day? Page 37
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2008, 4:25 PM BSTAw Rubbbyyyy!
Agreed.
I always feel bad about not seeing them. I even miss them and our tiny but very ugly house and the garden in the town time forgot. I go to visit, taking some flowers with me, maybe some turkish delight cause Dad likes them. I get to the door and my mother is stood there waiting and smiling and utters the immortal words.
"Have you gain weight?"
....and I can't wait to get the hell out of there.
Because I'm sure you have definitely not put on weight, and sometimes chocolate is all that will do!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 28 2008, 4:28 PM BSTI always feel bad about not seeing them. I even miss them and our tiny but very ugly house and the garden in the town time forgot. I go to visit, taking some flowers with me, maybe some turkish delight cause Dad likes them. I get to the door and my mother is stood there waiting and smiling and utters the immortal words.
"Have you gain weight?"
....and I can't wait to get the hell out of there.
LOL!!!
When I go to mums she always says "you drink to much thats why you have the gut" ta mum just want to get in the door before we start lol
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2008, 4:29 PM BSTBecause I'm sure you have definitely not put on weight, and sometimes chocolate is all that will do!
Sometimes? I believe you will find that chocolate is the appropriate response to any problem.
Quote: Gavin @ July 28 2008, 4:30 PM BSTWhen I go to mums she always says "you drink to much thats why you have the gut" ta mum just want to get in the door before we start lol
When my nan turns up, I constantly get "Haven't you got a boyfriend yet!?"
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2008, 4:31 PM BSTWhen my nan turns up, I constantly get "Haven't you got a boyfriend yet!?"
Oh thats always a gem....but girlfirend in my case.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 28 2008, 4:30 PM BSTSometimes? I believe you will find that chocolate is the appropriate response to any problem.
"All we need is some ice cream and a hug!" says the immortal umbrella.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2008, 4:31 PM BSTWhen my nan turns up, I constantly get "Haven't you got a boyfriend yet!?"
Just say no nan, I'm a muff muncher.
My grandparents just tell me really boring stories. I'd pray for a stern questioning.
Quote: ian_w @ July 28 2008, 4:32 PM BSTJust say no nan, I'm a muff muncher.
I don't think anything can shock her.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 28 2008, 4:31 PM BST"All we need is some ice cream and a hug!" says the immortal umbrella.
I honestly believe the middle east crisis could be solved if they gathered all the world leaders around a table and gave them all chocolate.
It's fine. I am soooo used to it. I know they care. They just have no sense of tact.If I ever put them in a home I would be asked to remove them in a week as The Mothership has upset three nurses over hair and make up and The Overlord has taken over the remote in the TV room and called them all communists cause they won't get him a Daily mail.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 28 2008, 4:33 PM BSTI honestly believe the middle east crisis could be solved if they gathered all the world leaders around a table and gave them all chocolate.
Then dropping a bomb on them?