Quote: Gavin @ July 28 2008, 1:27 AM BSTBuck Rogers!! do Buck Rogers!!
What the hell does that even mean?
Worst gameshow ideas Page 2
Who wants to hit a millionaire?
Just because it'll make you feel better as you haven't got a pot to piss in.
Quote: sootyj @ July 28 2008, 1:31 AM BSTWhat the hell does that even mean?
Shut up Krang do BUck Rogers Bitch!!
The Crystal Haze
Richard O'Brian realsies he burnt himself out with RIcky Horror Picture show, and wanders an abandoned wharehouse ripped off his tits on crystal meth, talking to none existent contestants,
Quote: Gavin @ July 28 2008, 1:33 AM BSTShut up Krang do BUck Rogers Bitch!!
I have way to much respect for the ouvre of Gil Gerard to consider having sex with the man,
Punchlines
Quiz show where contestants fight to see who gets the best 'shit'.
Duelling Banjo's
Where the winner record's a hit record and the looser... well we've all seen Deliverance...
Paying Carol Vorderman £1.5 MILLION (!!!) for doing Countdown was a pretty bad idea!
C**t up
Carol Vordermans new follow upto Countdown on Channel 5 after 1 am.
The Pirate's Right
Captain Jack Sparrow is asked to guess the price of household objects in dubloons. He's never wrong.
Plastered Mind
Contestants are plied with alcohol before and during the rock-hard quiz show whilst answering the questions in a test of resilience.
Universally Chavenged
Paxman bangs out questions based on Burbery, Kappa and lowered Nova SR's with ridiculous sound systems. Bonus points round where contestants walk into Halfords in-car entertainment section and turn the volume up and down, up and down, up and down and then leave.
Who Wants A Bee Millionnaire?
Ten bumblebees compete for the big prize with Chris Tarrant.
Mastermound
Porn actresses compete for who has the most knowledgeable vagina.
Have I Got Poos For You
Another series of the faecal quiz show in which Paul Merton pulls funny faces, regardless of what the guest copraphiliac of the week says from the autocue.
Woodeye Lies To You
A man who lost his eye in a freak banana accident tries to beat a lie-detector test designed by Lee Mack and David Mitchell.
Dan
Excellent and very funny.
You must have almost as much time on your hands as me.
Family Fart Tunes
Two families compete to play songs using the medium of bottom burping.
With Les Dennis.
Quote: sootyj @ July 28 2008, 11:13 AM BSTYou must have almost as much time on your hands as me.
Almost...
Dan
The Brsitol maze.
Lucky blindmen have to feel their way out of a maze of Page 3 girls.
Blankety Manc.
Quiz show where people have to guess what homeless guys from Manchester think, who spend most of the day in blankets.
Can I get some money for some crack, is usually a good bet.
The Crystal Meth Maze
A group of management consultants are guided by Richard O'Brien through the four zones (Normal, Depressed, A Bit Loony and Crazy Like A Fox) performing challenges of different types (Drunk, Theft, Armed Robbery and Mental!) before finishing off in the Crystal Meth Dome, a largely unconscious group hallucination filled with the scariest monsters the world has ever know.
A Question of Port
Sue Barker leads a bunch of ex-sailors in a test of their taste buds and left or right.
15 in 1
A blindfolded woman has to guess her partner's penis from the fifteen on offer. Hardest game show on TV. Boom boom.
Dan
Quote: sootyj @ July 28 2008, 1:34 AM BSTThe Crystal Haze
Richard O'Brian realsies he burnt himself out with RIcky Horror Picture show, and wanders an abandoned wharehouse ripped off his tits on crystal meth, talking to none existent contestants,
I have way to much respect for the ouvre of Gil Gerard to consider having sex with the man,
Copyright infringement!
Snatch Phrase.
David Cameron, Noel Edumds, Jeremy Kyle, but which is the right c**t?