Based on an ongoing theme... 
A Question of Spores
Sue Barker hosts a new biology quiz on spores and the life cycles of plants, algae, fungi and some protozoans.
Question Lime
Political discussions with citrus fruit
Countup
Contestants get an eternity to solve the Countup Conundrum as the audience passes away one by one. Much the same as Countdown actually.
Going for Gold
European contestants control their water consumption, to see who can get their widdle the exact right shade of gold.
The Price is a Fight
Eamon Andrews fights elderly contestants for prizes.
Mrs Plumbat come on down! If you think you're hard enough!
Peel or No Peel
22 coffins, first one to find John Peel wins.
Quote: sootyj @ July 28 2008, 1:14 AM BSTGoing for Gold
European contestants control their water consumption, to see who can get their widdle the exact right shade of gold.
The Price is a Fight
Eamon Andrews fights elderly contestants for prizes.
Mrs Plumbat come on down! If you think you're hard enough!
Yes, some comedy gold on its way in this thread methinks! 
Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2008, 1:16 AM BSTPeel or No Peel
22 coffins, first one to find John Peel wins.
See what I mean?
Despot Black
Snooker Quiz where Robert Mugabe always wins.
Family Misfortunes
With Sahron Mathews family, versus the Windsors.
Deal or no deal.
No gag. Just that.
Oi ironic answers only!
Zeal or no Beale.
Members of Al Quaeda have to proof who is the most fanatical, to see who wins the right to behead Eastenders Ian Beale.
Quote: sootyj @ July 28 2008, 1:24 AM BSTOi ironic answers only!
Zeal or no Beale.
Members of Al Quaeda have to proof who is the most fanatical, to see who wins the right to behead Eastenders Ian Beale.
Beale No Beale
You fight against Ian Beale for the chipshop.
Quote: sootyj @ July 28 2008, 1:22 AM BSTDespot Black
Snooker Quiz where Robert Mugabe always wins.
I'm not going to comment on all of these but that was genius!
Ironic?
The Moo-v quiz
Farmers compete to see whose cows can most convincingly moo the entire screenplay of seminal 80s scifi show V.
Quote: sootyj @ July 28 2008, 1:26 AM BSTThe Moo-v quiz
Farmers compete to see whose cows can most convincingly moo the entire screenplay of seminal 80s scifi show V.
Buck Rogers!! do Buck Rogers!!
Where's my line?
Housewives quiz show where they have to solve a number of clues to work out who's nicked their washing line.
Beale of Fortune.
Spin a giant wheel, the prize being Ian Beale will carry out various mercenary missions for you.
Mark Thatcher you've won, the overthrow of Equatorial Guinea
Can't book won't look
Ainsley Harriot brings his popular BBC2 food quiz to Hampstead Heath.
Except this time he has to bribe police officers not to book him for gross indecency.
Are you tighter then a 10 year old...