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Laughing out loud I'm not obsessed with sex! I think you are though, Elliot, to have actually been able to justify the different descriptions!

Quote: PhQnix @ July 27 2008, 2:20 PM BST

Well a sex-pest like me would probably break the law by committing some sort of sex crime. You, on the other hand, are apparently only obsessed with sex. Probably in a law-abiding non deviant sort of way.

Whoa whoa whoa! Sex pests don't break the law!

Quote: Gavin @ July 27 2008, 2:21 PM BST

Whoa whoa whoa! Sex pests don't break the law!

What do they do?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 27 2008, 2:22 PM BST

What do they do?

Follow people they think are fit around and try and sniff their chairs etc

Sex pest: A man who gives women unwanted sexual attention. For instance pulling womens' thongs, staring down their tops or telling them lewd jokes.

So I'm The Todd? I think you may have misjudged my character Gavin...

Quote: PhQnix @ July 27 2008, 2:24 PM BST

Sex pest: A man who gives women unwanted sexual attention. For instance pulling womens' thongs, staring down their tops or telling them lewd jokes.

So I'm The Todd? I think you may have misjudged my character Gavin...

We'll see ;)

Quote: PhQnix @ July 27 2008, 2:24 PM BST

Sex pest: A man who gives women unwanted sexual attention. For instance pulling womens' thongs, staring down their tops or telling them lewd jokes.

So I'm The Todd? I think you may have misjudged my character Gavin...

Laughing out loud You only tell jokes about incest around girls!

Quote: Gavin @ July 27 2008, 2:20 PM BST

Long ago there were the birds and the bees.

They lived together and for a time it was good

"... until the bees started to disappear mysteriously."

Is that how it continues? Is it? Is it?

:O Dr. Who!?

Quote: PhQnix @ July 27 2008, 2:24 PM BST

Sex pest: A man who gives women unwanted sexual attention. For instance pulling womens' thongs, staring down their tops or telling them lewd jokes.

Little bit sexist innit?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 27 2008, 2:25 PM BST

Laughing out loud You only tell jokes about incest around girls!

That doesn't make me a sex-pest, just socially moronic!

I don't "pull thongs," snap bras or "sniff seats!"

Quote: PhQnix @ July 27 2008, 2:28 PM BST

That doesn't make me a sex-pest, just socially moronic!

I don't "pull thongs," snap bras or "sniff seats!"

LOL

Quote: ian_w @ July 27 2008, 2:28 PM BST

Little bit sexist innit?

Take it up with Urban Dictionary, not me.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 27 2008, 2:27 PM BST

:O Dr. Who!?

Well yes, or *reality*. ;)

Quote: Finck @ July 27 2008, 2:29 PM BST

Well yes, or *reality*. ;)

You live in the Who-verse Finck?

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