She's a Betty!
The Pressie Thread Page 12
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 27 2008, 1:52 AM BSTWith all those push ups Ian, you must be a stud now!
Not me. But my cat's started bullying me. If I don't feed it it pins me against the wall and slaps my face.
Quote: ian_w @ July 27 2008, 1:51 AM BSTYou can if you work at it - it's not like blokes are born like that.
The thing is though - work. I think I'd rather just stay slim and live a life of regret.
It's a hollow tin figure with no legs, for f**k's sake! You'd have to do something pretty terminatoresque to turn yourself into that!
And that's my final word for tonight. Or this one. Or this one. Or... I'm going get myself some Sleepy Dreamy Nighty Snoozey Snooze now. Night!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 27 2008, 1:43 AM BSTYou do! In my dreams anyway!
Am aware you just threw up a little in your mouth there.
Yes, yes I did.
Quote: ian_w @ July 27 2008, 1:55 AM BSTit pins me against the wall and slaps my face.
*don't get aroused, don't get aroused*
Quote: ian_w @ July 27 2008, 1:51 AM BSTYou can if you work at it - it's not like blokes are born like that.
The thing is though - work. I think I'd rather just stay slim and live a life of regret.
Well, I'll be walking to and from uni at least twice a day soon, and living near a Royal Park, so plenty of opportunity to get some exercise of some variety (
). I hope. :/
Quote: zooo @ July 27 2008, 1:58 AM BST*don't get aroused, don't get aroused*
think unsexy thoughts.
Quote: Finck @ July 27 2008, 1:58 AM BSTIt's a hollow tin figure with no legs, for f**k's sake! You'd have to do something pretty terminatoresque to turn yourself into that!
And that's my final word for tonight. Or this one. Or this one. Or... I'm going get myself some Sleepy Dreamy Nighty Snoozey Snooze now. Night!
Night night Finck!
Quote: zooo @ July 27 2008, 1:58 AM BST*don't get aroused, don't get aroused*
... Cor.
Shagging men in the park bushes doesn't count Aaron.
What am I saying? Of course it does!
*starts working out in anticipation*
Quote: zooo @ July 27 2008, 2:00 AM BSTShagging men in the park bushes doesn't count Aaron.
What am I saying? Of course it does!
You're supposed to be trying not to get aroused
Though I'd much prefer it if you did!
Quote: Aaron @ July 27 2008, 1:59 AM BSTWell, I'll be walking to and from uni at least twice a day soon, and living near a Royal Park, so plenty of opportunity to get some exercise of some variety (
You'll nearly have a life!!!
And then what will happen to us?
Must...stop...Aaron...going to...uni
Ha!
You'll have to home school him instead ian.
(Mind has gone into overdrive)
Quote: zooo @ July 27 2008, 2:08 AM BSTHa!
You'll have to home school him instead ian.(Mind has gone into overdrive)
Oh yes, but my methods are somewhat unconventional - and I'm a firm believer in caning.
Quote: ian_w @ July 27 2008, 2:06 AM BST
You'll nearly have a life!!!
And then what will happen to us?Must...stop...Aaron...going to...uni
Oh no, there's no danger of that, don't worry. 