Can anybody think up a one liner for me? I'm really stuck. I need a witty one liner that would be graffiti a youth has written on a wall.
EDIT: SlagA, to make title clearer.
I just need a one liner
I doont neeed no edukashon
I can't stop raping nuns, it's a bad habit (or habit forming)
If you can read this you didn't go to my school.
1 in the hand is worth 10 in George Bush.
Gordon Browns giving all Muslims a 42 day holiday, what a guy!
Kilroy was stabbed here.
Quote: bushbaby @ July 26 2008, 10:50 AM BSTCan anybody think up a one liner for me? I'm really stuck. I need a witty one liner that would be graffiti a youth has written on a wall
What is the context BB?
Meanwhile what about:
WET PAINT
Quote: Marc P @ July 26 2008, 11:03 AM BSTWhat is the context BB?
It's in a sitcom I'm writing, a character is saying how talented the graffiti kids are, then quotes a line that he saw on a wall, Sootyj has the right idea and unless someone comes up with one better I'll use one....thanks Sootyj
It needs to be one that will make the viewer roar.
The kid has had to wipe off the graffiti and the 'officer' is reporting back to his boss adding that 'even so, the kids today are talented'
I think the 'wet paint' one fits....it's funny and it will make the person reporting it look thick
yeah!!! wet paint, totally fits....thanks both of you
Quote: bushbaby @ July 26 2008, 3:59 PM BSTyeah!!! wet paint, totally fits....thanks both of you
De nada the glamorous Bush. You can buy me a vodka at the recording 
Actually something in that seems not quite right.
And sorry Sooty, but I am a pro!
Nice choice bushbaby.
A bit more subtle than sootyj's otherwise excellent contributions.
I'm an Operations Manager for a local authoity responsible for graffiti removal.
We once had an over-entuisiatic (thick?) resident report a council team for painting DISABLED PARKING ONLY!
And for the red bull to go with the vodka BB you culd have the thick one checking it gingerly with his finger and is a but puzzled when it comes away dry.
here's a bit....this is in a meeting after Maggie the boss has browbeaten them into bringing in more bookings/fines of the public. They've been lazy up till this point.
MAGGIE [manager]
And I see Ian that you haven't been behind the boards today.
IAN
Well, I was actually, that's where I nabbed six youths for graffiti at the back of the bill boards. I have to say though they were cracking artists and good writers too.
Wayne
Why? What did they write?
IAN [proudly]
One wrote...'wet paint'.
MAGGIE STARES AT HIM INCREDULOUSLY
MAGGIE
Right, excellent. Now you Andy, you've certainly excelled yourself today.
Adding Mark P's BB idea...
IAN [proudly]
One wrote...'wet paint'. But the wierd thing was, it wasn't wet - the paint on the wall next to it was though (SHOWS ARM WHICH IS COVERED IN BLUE PAINT).
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 26 2008, 7:51 PM BSTAdding Mark P's BB idea...
IAN [proudly]
One wrote...'wet paint'. But the wierd thing was, it wasn't wet - the paint on the wall next to it was though (SHOWS ARM WHICH IS COVERED IN BLUE PAINT).
and that said DRY.
Quote: David Chapman @ July 26 2008, 8:05 PM BSTand that said DRY.
hahahah fabulous, [and you Simon] only thing is, I've submitted it now.shit
I know it's too late but I'd have to say.
"Please Turn Over"
"This Wall Left Intentionally Blank"
I was going to say 'Please Turn Over' as well!
'Wet Paint' is very good though.
Why am I so impatient I should have waited