What would it be?
Ideal job
Really? Seriously?
Okay, just in case you think I spend an equal amount of time on www.iwishiwasabuilder.com, my ideal job is 'comedy writer'.
Bet that surprised you all, didn't it?
Dan
I'd say comedy writer as well. Or Sienna Miller's merkin fitter on that new film she's making.
Jet Pilot or Helicopter Pilot (Ideally Apache Longbow, but I'd accept a Huey).
Quote: swerytd @ July 25 2008, 12:33 PM BSTReally? Seriously?
Okay, just in case you think I spend an equal amount of time on www.iwishiwasabuilder.com, my ideal job is 'comedy writer'.
Bet that surprised you all, didn't it?
Dan
It surprised me, I've read your writing (bada-boom).
Quote: chipolata @ July 25 2008, 12:34 PM BSTOr Sienna Miller's merkin fitter on that new film she's making.
I'm sure that's actually acheivable. Probably advertised somewhere.
My ideal job.... hmmmm.
I would love to be a sucessful stand up comedian and go on cool comedy programmes.
Never will it happen though. I'm just not funny.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 25 2008, 12:43 PM BSTMy ideal job.... hmmmm.
I would love to be a sucessful stand up comedian and go on cool comedy programmes.
Never will it happen though. I'm just not funny.
There are jobs you could get on a stage. 
Quote: EllieJP @ July 25 2008, 12:43 PM BSTMy ideal job.... hmmmm.
I would love to be a sucessful stand up comedian and go on cool comedy programmes.
Never will it happen though. I'm just not funny.
You are quite cute though, and Jo Brand isnt funny she's made a decent career for her self 
Erm.... hand?
Quote: Gavin @ July 25 2008, 12:44 PM BSTYou are quite cute though, and Jo Brand isnt funny she's made a decent career for her self
You do fill me with such hope.
Extremely well paid writer who works from home and gets up whenever and flounces around the house all day.
Or.
Costume person on movies/TV (well, mainly Doctor Who) fiddling about with gorgeous actors' (well, mainly David Tennant's) clothes.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 25 2008, 12:47 PM BSTYou do fill me with such hope.
Thats why I'm going to work for the council giving career advice to students 
This one is easy: I'd love to be a presenter of Top Gear!
Quote: Mark @ July 25 2008, 1:08 PM BSTThis one is easy: I'd love to be a presenter of Top Gear!
You better buy some tight jeans and put huge emphasis on every word.
I'd love to be a Humour Consultant. Or a ski instructor.