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What should I have for my lunch ?

KFC

Dan

Quote: Griff @ July 25 2008, 12:32 PM BST

I have a High Street full of shops to choose from, everything from corner shops to supermarkets, fast food joints to health food shops, restaurants to greasy spoons.

What shall I have today ?

Chippie. Battered Sausage and chips today.

Nowt. You could do with losing a few pounds.

It depends on whether you're having a big tea.

Give it to charity and feel warm and hungry for the rest of the day.

I second KFC, only cause I'm jealous I want one.

Actually....

Go to a pub. You'll find that they offer lager, bitter and cider. Plenty of choice:)

Quote: EllieJP @ July 25 2008, 12:38 PM BST

I second KFC, only cause I'm jealous I want one.

Actually....

You'll end up filled with self-loathing.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 25 2008, 12:40 PM BST

You'll end up filled with self-loathing.

Ellie? Self loathing? She loves herself more than anybody I've ever come across. :D

Griff, why don't you have a nice salad?

And when you're hungry later on this afternoon, you could have a Snickers King-Size, or something like that.

On a serious note, Boots are always the lunch destination of choice for cheap healthy food.

Have a Variety Meal for me, Griff.

SUBWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 25 2008, 12:42 PM BST

On a serious note, Boots are always the lunch destination of choice for cheap healthy food.

But surely a little leathery. :P

Quote: chipolata @ July 25 2008, 12:41 PM BST

Ellie? Self loathing? She loves herself more than anybody I've ever come across. :D

Too right. I'm only on this site because I am so much better than everyone here, and it's so obvious how amazing I am. Cool

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