Haha! I'd have gone with vulgar...
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 24 2008, 7:34 PM BSTHaha! I'd have gone with vulgar...
Really? This explains the adverse reaction I get from women. The builders working on our house told me that asking a lady to "Get her tits out for the lads!" was the prefect chat up line. Were they wrong?
Some women might take it as a joke, but most...?
Although today when the American asked me "Can you make jokes?" I said "I'm English, so it depends." and I thought it was funny, until he didn't laugh! Comedy is SO subjective, though I'd draw the line at breast exposure!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 24 2008, 7:38 PM BSTAlthough today when the American asked me "Can you make jokes?" I said "I'm English, so it depends." and I thought it was funny, until he didn't laugh! Comedy is SO subjective, though I'd draw the line at breast exposure!
Important life lessons for today: Do not ask women to expose themselves to you...
Whod'a thunk it? 
We could debate it...
I would love to give you all individual presents.
For Azza I would give a locked dictionary & keep the key around my erm umm Neck!
Quote: ian_w @ July 24 2008, 7:22 PM BSTFor Nil Putters - he will be the talk of the village
I dunno wot ta zay. Cheers m'dear. Here's something to keep you amused.
And for Graham Bandage, 'cause he works far to much, here's a Doctors note for one day off.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 24 2008, 6:54 PM BSTCan I have a unicorn in it called Tim who eats hob nobs and read the Times?
And magic buttons?
And an island populated by squirrels?
It's my show!
Your cartoons are quality Gavin. This one's ^ great, but the earlier one is just brilliant. D'you do stuff like that for a living or just fun?
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 24 2008, 9:54 PM BSTYour cartoons are quality Gavin. This one's ^ great, but the earlier one is just brilliant. D'you do stuff like that for a living or just fun?
No - he's crap really!
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 24 2008, 9:54 PM BSTYour cartoons are quality Gavin. This one's ^ great, but the earlier one is just brilliant. D'you do stuff like that for a living or just fun?
Just for fun 
I think they're cool anyway. Carry on. 
Quote: Gavin @ July 24 2008, 9:49 PM BST
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I wanna live on squeak island! I'd throw a massive tea party and dance away in an 80's style disco in my best frock and no shoes while a small band of hamsters played. The unicorn wouldn't dance. He would think it was childish and would hit the bar instead.
I have a great imagination!
Look at the little squirrels!!!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 24 2008, 7:16 PM BSTFor Simon
Thanks Rubes, but I guess I should give it back before they miss it.
Quote: Griff @ July 23 2008, 11:09 PM BSTOh I forgot something for Roscoff:
Why is there an arse stuck to my arse?
Something for Aaron.