British Comedy Guide

What can you see from your nearest window? Page 4

I know...

<hangs head in shame>

Perry Nium

Quote: Griff @ July 24 2008, 3:20 PM BST

I can see our local town centre.

Yesterday there was a fight on the street just outside our office. Hundreds of people in all the offices opened their windows, stuck their heads out and watched.
A shirtless tattoed nutter started punching at another guy pushing a bike, who looked normal, but turned out to be an ace ducker and diver and easily dodged all the punches. Then, the normal guy picked up his bike, twatted the nutter with it, jumped back on it, and cycled away.

Fights from a distance are huge fun. But the closer they get the scarier they become.

I can see lots of houses, a tree....some cars...

That fight sounds brilliant!
I wish I'd seen it.

Did people clap at the end?

Quote: The Cool Mikado @ July 24 2008, 3:09 PM BST

Perry Nium

You can see Perry Nium from your nearest window???? Huh?

I see chavs and a church. All I need now is a BB gun.

My flatmate chasing a small child down the road for throwing a water balloon at him.

Ha!

Water balloons are very big this season.
They may well be the new black.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 24 2008, 6:57 PM BST

My flatmate chasing a small child down the road for throwing a water balloon at him.

Laughing out loud

I see a depressingly overgrown garden.

I can't see f**k all. It's dark.

Today I get to look at a Nissan dealership.

Quote: Gavin @ July 24 2008, 1:36 PM BST

do you have a half built tractor at bottom of garden?

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ July 24 2008, 1:32 PM BST

2 horsies, a meadow, some trees, pink flowers, my garden and a statue of a boy (not naked).

Aw, bless. :)

Quote: EllieJP @ July 24 2008, 5:23 PM BST

You can see Perry Nium from your nearest window???? Huh?

No, sorry, my mistake; it was an alien

Just moved into a new New Orleans hotel room because the girlfriend complained about the elevator noise in the first one. This room has a lovely view of a typical Nawlins courtyard. Very pretty.

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