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What can you see from your nearest window? Page 2

What about a small banjo playing boy on the wall?

Quote: Perry Nium @ July 24 2008, 1:37 PM BST

My back garden, a tree, and the cat who's busy covering a shit up on my manicured lawn, the little c**t.

Better than a dog, he'd just leave it there.

My nearest window is covered in plastic and about 50 ft away, so I can't see through it. I don't even know if it's nice outside. :(

Quote: zooo @ July 24 2008, 1:36 PM BST

I love you Graham.

Everybody loves Graham.

Shame you're not really called Graham.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 24 2008, 1:38 PM BST

My nearest window is covered in plastic and about 50 ft away, so I can't see through it. I don't even know if it's nice outside. :(

Why's it covered in plastic?

Quote: EllieJP @ July 24 2008, 1:38 PM BST

My nearest window is covered in plastic and about 50 ft away, so I can't see through it. I don't even know if it's nice outside. :(

It's London. It's a shithole outside. :)

Quote: EllieJP @ July 24 2008, 1:38 PM BST

My nearest window is covered in plastic and about 50 ft away, so I can't see through it. I don't even know if it's nice outside. :(

I count on people to come in and say either:

"Phew, it's warm out there."

or

"Phew, it's brass monkeys out there."

or

"Phew, it's pouring."

If they don't say anything I assume it's a bit overcast.

Quote: zooo @ July 24 2008, 1:39 PM BST

Shame you're not really called Graham.

True. :(

Quote: Gavin @ July 24 2008, 1:39 PM BST

Why's it covered in plastic?

Cause it's to hide the obimination of chimneys outside.

Quote: chipolata @ July 24 2008, 1:39 PM BST

It's London. It's a shithole outside. :)

Yep!

Quote: EllieJP @ July 24 2008, 1:43 PM BST

Cause it's to hide the obimination of chimneys outside.

Don't proud erect chimneys turn you on?

Quote: EllieJP @ July 24 2008, 1:43 PM BST

Cause it's to hide the obimination of chimneys outside.

I could sort that for you, come up put a nice flume on there, something to look at while you work.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 24 2008, 1:41 PM BST

True. :(

Don't do sad face!
We love you despite your non Graham-ness.

Quote: zooo @ July 24 2008, 1:49 PM BST

We love you despite your non Graham-ness.

Speak for yourself. I've never cared for him that much. :)

Do you want him to cry?

Quote: zooo @ July 24 2008, 1:52 PM BST

Do you want him to cry?

Generally I prefer to make girls cry, but making a boy blub would feel pretty damn good. ;)

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