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You are RICH beyond my wildest dreams!

Quote: zooo @ July 23 2008, 11:11 PM BST

You are RICH beyond my wildest dreams!

Yeah?

Well, I won TWELVE pound once. Oh, yes! Climb aboard.

But did you spunk it all on a curry?

(ew, what unfortunate phrasing.)

I've won £5 twice on bingo night live.

GET IN!

Quote: zooo @ July 23 2008, 11:13 PM BST

But did you spunk it all on a curry?

(ew, what unfortunate but hilarious phrasing.)

Quote: zooo @ July 23 2008, 11:13 PM BST

But did you spunk it all on a curry?

(ew, what unfortunate phrasing.)

It's like that joke;

'What's red hot and full of spunk? Jade Goody's next takeaway curry'.

Bit old now . . .

No, I bought some stuff like a CD and a paper and some other little bits, then got the scratch card, won, and it paid for it all.

Magic. I felt like a king.

I won the heart of a nation but then lost it all by calling them "nobs".

Quote: Charley @ July 23 2008, 11:08 PM BST

Ramble
I won £2 on a scratchcard today. Then while I was walking through the car park at work I saw a big shiny 10p. Then at the bottom of my handbag all covered in fur was a 20p & 2 Euros. Its true that money attracts money.

Shame for you that you don't attract men!

I went to a "do" tonight.

Nicholas Parsons was there as well as Richard O'Brien in a lovely brown floor length dress. He did an acoustic version of Time Warp.

Quote: David Chapman @ July 24 2008, 2:11 AM BST

Shame for you that you don't attract men!

I went to a "do" tonight.

Nicholas Parsons was there as well as Richard O'Brien in a lovely brown floor length dress. He did an acoustic version of Time Warp.

did he welcome everyone to the Aztec zone?

Laughing out loud

What a legend.

Quote: David Chapman @ July 24 2008, 2:11 AM BST

Nicholas Parsons was there as well as Richard O'Brien in a lovely brown floor length dress. He did an acoustic version of Time Warp.

Really?
Tell us more please.

Quote: zooo @ July 24 2008, 1:23 PM BST

Really?
Tell us more please.

Zooo is here hurray

I can't resist coming and having a look at what you're all doing in my lunch break.

Do you think that means I'm addicted?

Quote: zooo @ July 24 2008, 1:33 PM BST

I can't resist coming and having a look at what you're all doing in my lunch break.

Do you think that means I'm addicted?

I've been here all morning and I'm in work...think your safe so far lol

I won my debate todayyyy!

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