Hello world, and all those who frequent it.
I've been lurking these 'ere forums for weeks, and finally took the plunge to join and say hello.
I'm a writer, or at least trying to be ... heh heh!
I'm from sunny Worthing on the south coast and can't think of what else to write...
....hmm, must be forum block, methinks.
Hello, you dirty lurker.
Hello Mikey! 
Hello you lot. 
I'll think of something to say eventually. 
Me likes being a dirty lurker. Something quite sexy about that.
Ah, then you'll fit right in.
Sounds good.
Do I have to be raving bonkers too?
You don't have to, but it helps.
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Greetings sunny Worthing from rainy Manchester
Hello Mikey J. Pleased to meet you. I like your goatee.
Hello everyone.
A goatie? I thought that was that thing that Brent wotzisname had in The Office, that went all round his mouth.
Mine's a more refined (cough) two dot bits.
Quote: Mikey J @ July 23 2008, 9:55 PM BSTI've been lurking these 'ere forums for weeks, and finally took the plunge to join and say hello.
Nooooooooooooo, don't do it!
Ah, too late, but I did try.
Welcome to the board Mikey.
Quote: Charley @ July 23 2008, 10:38 PM BSTHello Mikey J. Pleased to meet you. I like your goatee.
Be careful Mikey - and welcome!
Another writer - don't tell Aaron!
Welcome
Hello Mikey! Welcome! *waves*