Plastic is one of the most lethal enviromental time bombs. it doesn't degrade, and it is predominanatly made from petrol.
If we ban kids then we may start to educate them into use of better products.
The old, are to old to learn.
Also if kids fight each other with broken bottles, they're less likely to kill each other. Only mame.
This house believes Ronald McDonald loves us and wants us to be happy.
This house believes Ronald McDonald loves us and wants us to be happy because he's got such a bright smiley face, and all of those pretty colours and things! 
This house believes that under 18s should be banned.
It would reduce the worlds population for a period of time, that might permit our long time survival.
Wae can always replace them with cloning, frozen semen etc.
Many sepcies devour their own young, when there's a shortage of resources.
This house believes sitcoms are pernicious, and spread hatred.
Sitcoms are drawing too much attention to the gap between stupid people, and people who are naturally intelligent and sarcastic.
Intelligent people are seeing role models in said intelligent sitcom characters, and are beginning to emulate their behaviour by utilising previously dormant sarcasm skills, on aforementioned stupid people, in real life situations.
This is very likely to anger society's stupids immensely, and the house feels that, since through want of brainage the stupids must surely retaliate by ripping things off things and being violant with them, prevention in this case will undoubtedly be the cure.
Pigeons should be forced to wear wellington boots.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 23 2008, 7:25 PM BST(inspired by a most annoying article in The Guardian).
Why is it annoying Robyn? Just out of interest.
Your fellow Jew said it was annoying. Robyn merely re-posed his motion.
Ahhh yes! Then why is it annoying fellow 4 be 2?
4 be 2 was a Star Wars Robot!
I'm a 4 by 2, as are you Aaron. Look in your heart you know it's true.
The article annoyed me cos the first line is about cracking dwon on men's excuse for murder, and the rest is about women killing guys and weasling out.
If it's not self defence (with no opportunity to escape), it's murder end of.
How ever bad your life is you, and you alone are responsible for seeking help and treatment, or jsut escape.
This whiny bollocks is the very thin end of the wedge of madness.
I like ranting.
I'm surprised - but relieved and glad - that you don't support it, sootyj.
Quote: Aaron @ July 23 2008, 9:58 PM BSTI'm surprised - but relieved and glad - that you don't support it, sootyj.
As I keep telling you I am an anarchist.
In the truest sense.
Quote: Griff @ July 23 2008, 10:00 PM BST*indefensible*
eh?
Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2008, 7:09 PM BSTGlobal warming is a serious issue, and one that concerns us all. It can only be beaten by tiny incremental changes that over all would from a paradigmatic shift in our attitudes towards energy.
That's not the only way. Another way wou;d be to kill all the chavs and all the Americans (is that racist?) plus millions of other selfish bastardss around the world. Don't burn them because that WOULD cause global warming. There's just too many bloody people on this planet!
Quote: ian_w @ July 23 2008, 8:55 PM BSTWhy is it annoying Robyn? Just out of interest.
I would guess because it's in the f**king Grauniad!
Hey the Guardian is usually a fine paper. Unfortunatley at times it functions as a rest home for confused old lefties, and revoloutinaries.
Still keeps them off the street.
George "droning voice of reason" Monbiot I'm thinking of you.
That's why I always read the Sun as a back up, they cover everything.
And it's not really random, there's a nasty whiff of censorpship occaisonally.
Quote: David Chapman @ July 24 2008, 1:41 AM BSTThat's not the only way. Another way wou;d be to kill all the chavs and all the Americans (is that racist?) plus millions of other selfish bastardss around the world. Don't burn them because that WOULD cause global warming. There's just too many bloody people on this planet!
And the Chinks.
Quote: Griff @ July 24 2008, 8:12 AM BSTOn the other hand, the Grauniad has Nancy Banks-Smith writing for it, the funniest columnist there ever was. Also Charlie Brooker. And an excellent crossword. But it is very weak on photos of celebrities in the nip, unlike the Sun.
But on the other hand, you're still reading The Guardian.
The Sun's got Clarkson on a Saturday and a pick and mix of right wing loons all week.
That said for actual news, BBC news front page every time.
The Guardian women's section is an embarassment frankly.
The kind of unthinking propaganda Clarkson would write.
If he was a lesbian, and not hilarious.