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Most scared you have ever been? Page 6

Quote: Aaron @ July 23 2008, 5:34 PM BST

Oh no, zooo has the powers. She is supreme leader of all. :)

...water into wine? fish into bread? or what ever it was...surely zooo could come up with something more original.

Unimpressed Unimpressed no Tennant based powers.

Quote: Gavin @ July 23 2008, 5:35 PM BST

Unimpressed Unimpressed no Tennant based powers.

:O
But no others are worth having!

Quote: zooo @ July 23 2008, 6:08 PM BST

:O
But no others are worth having!

...fine 1 Tennant based power...but not a gay ray! :P

Quote: EllieJP @ July 23 2008, 5:21 PM BST

Who's body was it???

Some kid off his head on drugs who thought that was a good state to go breaking and entering in....so neither a dying person nor an organsised gang.

This was discovered when i cracked the "body" on the ankle with my Maglight to check for signs of life...gets quite funny after that and involves lots of police and my near arrest for assult but i wasn't scared by this point so not relevant for this thread.

You're a veritable Charles Bronson Pete.

I once worked on my own in an empty childrens home (long story).

Anyway it got brugled whilst I was there (place was a maze), so I yelled oi reallt loudly, and 4 of the vermin scarpered off.

Clever kids were inventorying the stuff there. Came back the next day with a social worker, described loads of stuff (tvs, ps2 etc), that was in storage said it was there stuff,

and got to keep it nice and legal.

My nanny used to pretend to be dead. I would walk in to the room & she would be lying there mouth open, eyes wide for ages. Sometimes she would go as far as to gasp for breath. At first I used to cry & whimper but after a while I got used to it & ignored her.
Then one fine day she really was dead & I had spent 30 minutes scoffing from her biccy tin, dropping crumbs all over her corpse. I was very scared when I realised. I was like Shit my nana is a deado & I have ate all the biccies.

Up a 40 foot wobbly cherry picker the other week. I've not be so f**king scared in my whole life.

My arse tends to collapse when there's a wasp in my room too.

Oh and I got an ice cube stuck in my throat as a kid. Jesus that shit me up. Though by the time I'd run from my room to my parents, who were at the end of my garden, it had started to melt.

Oh Charley, I never know if your stories are truuuuuue. :)

I usually just believe them all though.

She was dead as Dave should be. It's okay though I got over it quickly. There was a packet of pink wafers at the back of the cupboard!

PINK WAFERS!!

One is never sure if it is a scarier concept that these things have happened, or that such a mind could exist to make them up.

Now there is a quote to go in the keep case!

Well I guess you will have to just ponder. Or you could ask my Mother.

Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2008, 7:49 PM BST

You're a veritable Charles Bronson Pete.

I hit him on the foot.....i didn't execute him!

Quick Explanation of the situation:
I used to work as an assistant to two prospectors.
My job was to walk about deep in the woods of Northern Ontario, carring samples of minerals (usually around 80 pounds of weight), taking GPS positioning ect..ect...
Curt's "Most Scared" Story:
While climbing up a cliff one morning with a full packsack I pulled myself to the top of the cliff side and (facing away from the actual cliff) and did a stretch. I then noticed I was moving backwards; the moss under my feet had given way and ripped under my feet. I fell backwards off the cliff and I thought "I'm going to die or be paralyzed". Instead of plummeting to my death I found myself hanging upside down in a tree. My packsack had got caught on a tree.
The prospector (a 50 year old Newfoundlander) climbed down laughing and helped me out of the tree.
That was the most scared I had ever been.

A fine and rugged story, wouldn't be surprised to hear you used to wrestle bears for fun.

Quote: Pete @ July 23 2008, 11:45 PM BST

I hit him on the foot.....i didn't execute him!

Yes but you administer justice fearlessly.

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