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Most scared you have ever been? Page 5

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Quote: EllieJP @ July 23 2008, 3:04 PM BST

Me and my sister did all the looking after when we weren't at school.

Then yes, neglect.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 23 2008, 3:07 PM BST

No different Dad, but I call my brother my brother, not "half" brother.

Then incorrect, ain't ya? ;)

Quote: Aaron @ July 23 2008, 3:23 PM BST

Then incorrect, ain't ya? ;)

No - I see him as my full brother. There's no half-love in there!

So the next question is, why do you think that "half" would equate to "half-love"?

Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2008, 2:42 PM BST

What's the fraternal version of an Oedipus complex?

Being Jim Corr.

Quote: chipolata @ July 23 2008, 3:05 PM BST

Jesus wept. That's wrong. Same dad?

Laughing out loud What's wrong with that?
There's 10 years between me and my sister.

So she's younger than me? Blimey.

Nooo, the other way!

She's well old!

Last year I was woken at 3am by someone trying the front door of the house. Half asleep, my first thought was that it was morning and it was my mother in law (who baby-sits for us during the day) that was trying to get in....alarm clock said otherwise! More rattling of the door handle!

Went down stairs and the porch (auto) light was on so i wasn't dreaming...but through the glass of the door i couldn't see anyone there. Hesitantly, i opened the door....no sign of anyone.....until I looked down and saw a body lying on the doorstep.

Shut the door and had to work out if it was someone dying that needed help or part of a set up to get the keys to the car (there had been a couple of overnight breakins for cars in the area and we had an M5 and a Chimera on the drive.)

All ended ok but that was pretty scary at the time!

Quote: Pete @ July 23 2008, 5:19 PM BST

until I looked down and saw a body lying on the doorstep.

Who's body was it???

Quote: zooo @ July 23 2008, 5:17 PM BST

Nooo, the other way!

She's well old!

Ohhhhhhhhh. Wow. She's like, a million. (Well, less, but y'know.)

Huuuge age gap there your zoooship! Did your parents, y'know, just get bored...?

Quote: Pete @ July 23 2008, 5:19 PM BST

All ended ok but that was pretty scary at the time!

You can't leave us like that! What happened?!

Quote: EllieJP @ July 23 2008, 5:21 PM BST

Who's body was it???

Whose* Unimpressed

Quote: Aaron @ July 23 2008, 5:24 PM BST

Huuuge age gap there your zoooship! Did your parents, y'know, just get bored...?

I think so!
I've asked many a time, but apparently I wasn't a mistake, I was planned!

I'd better have been. Angry

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

If you were a "mistake", then divine intervention was responsible. :)

And the best mistake I've ever seen! ;)

Quote: Aaron @ July 23 2008, 5:28 PM BST

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

If you were a "mistake", then divine intervention was responsible. :)

And the best mistake I've ever seen! ;)

Pleased Pleased

Like Jesus...without the powers...or the problem with the cross...

Oh no, zooo has the powers. She is supreme leader of all. :)

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