It is wrong, I have a strange new feeling, bad yet good.
Is this what shame feels like?
I hoe-bot
The shame of the hoes
Porn films they should have made. Page 3
Tea-bagging With Mussolini
Maggie Smith goes mainstream by dipping into porn with a right-wing lunatic.
Enter the Angry Dragon
Bruce Lee's quick moves surprises the enemy and his wife equally quickly.
Angry Pirates of the Caribbean
Rubber Johnny Depp sails the seven seas shagging women, banging his bollocks in their eye and kicking them in the shin. Hilarious romp.
Sweet Home Alabama Hot Pocket
A new low in Reece Witherspoon's acting (and my writing) career...
Cream Pie In The Sky
Relunctant lothario Richard Griffiths infuses women as he solves crime under the guise of a middle-of-the-road, well-oiled, naked, sweaty chef.
Bareback to the Future
Marty McFlies-Open and Doc Brown-bag travel back in time to shag his own mother, becoming his own Dad and confusing the space-time continuum completely. The imminent implosion of the universe is saved only by them having an orgy with Buff, the old school bully.
Cool Rimmings
A story of unexpected victory in the Jamaican gay bobsleigh team.
Quote: swerytd @ July 23 2008, 3:44 PM BSTBareback to the Future
Marty McFlies-Open and Doc Brown-bag travel back in time to shag his own mother, becoming his own Dad and confusing the space-time continuum completely. The imminent implosion of the universe is saved only by them having an orgy with Buff, the old school bully.
Please not this thread again. I thought we'd escaped from it last time. 
The Adventures of Aaron Munchcarpetten
... is it even worth going there...?
Dan
I love Horses.
As the title suggest. A film about chicks and their horses.
I <3 F**kabees
Does what it says on the tin
Quote: Griff @ July 23 2008, 4:21 PM BSTAaron Brokovich
Chemicals in the local water have lasting unwelcome effects on a web administrator.
Mainly involving a new set of breasts.
That's alright. The only 'local' water I consume is local to the Coca-Cola UK bottling plant.
Quote: swerytd @ July 23 2008, 4:17 PM BSTThe Adventures of Aaron Munchcarpetten
... is it even worth going there...?
A man called horse
For obvious reasons.
We dive at muff.
Those damn Jerrys won't lick us at cunnilingus.
28 ejaculations later
first ever Zombie Bukake movie.
I would defo be up for watching a dwarf do a dinosaur!
A big dinosaur. A HUGE Dicklodicus with a MASSIVE Cockosaurous.
Geriatric Pork? The Lost Wad? The Pork Wand Before Time 2: The Legend of Curly's Golden Shower?
Dan
Lubrication, Lubrication, Lubrication?
F**k You For Smoking
Porno about ultra-high speed 'extreme' f**king, where the woman sometimes catches light, like those sticks that scouts rub together.
Dan
Cumming In America
An African prince leaves his country to become 'big' in the world and learn all about American porn and sweat from a baboon's balls.