This was a thread title I saw on another forum today. I didn't read it but it caught my eye.
What other bizarre thread titles - other than those about stairwalking technique - do you most remember?
How to deal with an arrogant "guru"?
Don't let Aaaron and Mark find out you're visiting other forums.
Quote: chipolata @ July 23 2008, 3:00 PM BSTDon't let Aaaron and Mark find out you're visiting other forums.
'I heard about...' and 'apparently' added to my first post may deflect the threat (hopefully)
The funniest and most scary was on a err "animal appreciation web site". With threads like, "Best way to seduce your dog" and "Anal for beginners".
Quote: Leevil @ July 23 2008, 3:05 PM BSTThe funniest and most scary was on a err "animal appreciation web site". With threads like, "Best way to seduce your dog" and "Anal for beginners".
How far down the line of bestiality sickness do you have to be to think, "Oh, I'm in a rut. How can I spice up my sex life with Rover?"
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 23 2008, 3:11 PM BSTHow far down the line of bestiality sickness do you have to be to think, "Oh, I'm in a rut. How can I spice up my sex life with Rover?"
Animals are very loving, though. And it's uncomplicated, pure love. 
Bestiality means never having to sat bad dog.
Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2008, 3:17 PM BSTBestiality means never having to sat bad dog.
Unless you and the dog are into sub dom games.
Quote: Leevil @ July 23 2008, 3:05 PM BSTThe funniest and most scary was on a err "animal appreciation web site". With threads like, "Best way to seduce your dog" and "Anal for beginners".
Ah, so now we know where you've really been these past few months. You sick bastard.
Quote: chipolata @ July 23 2008, 3:18 PM BSTUnless you and the dog are into sub dom games.
Even then you don't say no, but like "banana" or whatever the safe word you worked out before hand.
Yet another very, very wrong thread.
Get down Shep, you've been a bad dog wait till I get you to the Caravan.
Would the human dress up as Mick Martin out of Dog Borstal?
Quote: chipolata @ July 23 2008, 3:18 PM BSTUnless you and the dog are into sub dom games.
A clean living hound like myself knows little of such matters.
However, I wonder why it's BESTiality and not BEASTiality. Something to do with alcoholic Irish ex-footballers who are now dead, no doubt.
I wouldn't be surprised if he did.
Quote: Bad dog @ July 23 2008, 4:21 PM BSTA clean living hound like myself knows little of such matters.
However, I wonder why it's BESTiality and not BEASTiality. Something to do with alcoholic Irish ex-footballers who are now dead, no doubt.
You may have a point, my dog was called George. When hungover,(obviously I drink) I used to eat his coat and felt great instantly, hair of the dog and all that... sorry.