"The History of Race" by Prince Philip.
Mock the Week - Scenes we'd like to see Page 3
Lose your self in Pria de Luz, the Portugese tourist board.
Come on Eileen and choir boys, Pope Benny dicked
How We Doon Ait - Gerry McCann
"Cockney Culture" by Dick Van Dyke.
SATs all folks, Edd Balls.
I just can't get on telly by Graham Norton.
Multicultralism Works - Aaron Brown
'Tolerance' Is My Watchword - Pete
Advanced Spelling - Sootyj
How I Fooled The BCG Members - David Moreton
My Life As A Flat Chested Nun - EllieJP
A Guide to Investing by Nick Leeson
I'm nothing if not topical
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ July 23 2008, 11:47 AM BSTAdvanced Spelling - Sootyj
Change of topic- Things a Midwife would never say-
(Imagine the Midwife is reading a paper) So then Julia, you never mentioned your baby was a result of rape.
Crude, I know, but couldn't resist.
What colour is your husband?
Yep, definitely a boy. *wipes mouth*
My my he has a good head of hair. Oh wait a minute, that's your vagina.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Jesus Christ!
Ha ha, only kidding.
Quote: Jack Massey @ July 26 2008, 10:44 PM BST(Imagine the Midwife is reading a paper) So then Julia, you never mentioned your baby was a result of rape.
You would soooo be booed out of the studio!
(In a state of panic) DOCTOR! DOCTOR! YOU'D BETTER COME HERE QUICK! Have you ever seen such an ugly baby.