My atempt at a mundane thread to join the others... what's the most scared you've been?
Most scared you have ever been?
Every time I look in the mirror.
(Sorry zooo.)
No, erm. I dunno. *scratches head*
With all of these threads, I'm fast coming to the realisation that I don't "do" emotion.
Fear is for the fearful.
Quote: Gavin @ July 23 2008, 12:34 AM BSTFear is for the fearful.
Fear used to play for Wimbledon.
Fear Is A Man's Best Friend - John Cale
Me walking home from a nightclub along the beach in Blanes Spain and a dog snarling at me whilst foaming at the mouth between me and my hotel. That was pretty f**king scary.
When I was a kid and convinced myself my anus had healed over.
When I thought I'd accidentally texted a picture of my arse to Micheal Jacob instead of my missus.
When the doctor told me I was diabetic.
When I watched Zombie Flesh Eaters when I was a kid.
When I went onstage in the first band I was ever in.
When my ex told me she was leaving me.
When my car broke down in the middle of a busy sliproad on the M6 and a juggernaut almost hit me.
When I almost choked to death on a Locket.
When I was arrested for fraudulently ordering a valentine teddy bear from the previous tenant's catalogue.
When I found out my ex was pregnant.
Climbing a cliff on Kibbutz, the bus f**ked off so it was climb or walk through the desert.
I get vertigo, and it was a very narrow cliff.
Quote: Perry Nium @ July 23 2008, 2:28 AM BSTWhen I was a kid and convinced myself my anus had healed over.
When I thought I'd accidentally texted a picture of my arse to Micheal Jacob instead of my missus.
When the doctor told me I was diabetic.
When I watched Zombie Flesh Eaters when I was a kid.
When I went onstage in the first band I was ever in.
When my ex told me she was leaving me.
When my car broke down in the middle of a busy sliproad on the M6 and a juggernaut almost hit me.
When I almost choked to death on a Locket.
When I was arrested for fraudulently ordering a valentine teddy bear from the previous tenant's catalogue.
When I found out my ex was pregnant.
It's scary ebing you isn't it.
I once had the shits from Firday-Monday and was convicned it was colon cancer, or I was going to crap out my liver.
Quote: Perry Nium @ July 23 2008, 2:28 AM BST
When I went onstage in the first band I was ever in.
I can relate to that. I went to rehearse with a trad jazz band a friend of mine was running. It was located in a pub. I'd never improvised a note in my life and the f**king Usk Jazz Society walked in through the door. I nearly passed out.
Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2008, 2:30 AM BSTClimbing a cliff on Kibbutz, the bus f**ked off so it was climb or walk through the desert.
I get vertigo, and it was a very narrow cliff.
It's scary ebing you isn't it.
I once had the shits from Firday-Monday and was convicned it was colon cancer, or I was going to crap out my liver.
Nasty. I reckon I can beat you there though - I once didn't have a shit for almost two weeks, during a period of total alcohol abstinence. When it finally came out it was like a submarine that refused to submerge. My missus went into the toilet and shouted angrily "What's with Brown October?!"
Still makes me laugh to think of that now.
When I was very young, I don't remember exactly why, but I was convinced there was a man who came round to your house with some scissors and cut your willy off. I can remember hiding behind the sofa, really shit scared, whenever someone I didn't know came round to the house. Incidentally, I found the most enormous toe nail while I was behind there once. Seriously, it was like a boomerang!
LOL and kudos to your missus.
Having worked in care homes, shelters etc for years, I am the Bruce Lee of unblocking toilets.
Lived in a flat share that was more of a collective for a year, and the feircest arguments were over people abandoning their unloved brown babes.
Appropriately enough girls usually.
Quote: ian_w @ July 23 2008, 2:40 AM BSTWhen I was very young, I don't remember exactly why, but I was convinced there was a man who came round to your house with some scissors and cut your willy off. I can remember hiding behind the sofa, really shit scared, whenever someone I didn't know came round to the house. Incidentally, I found the most enormous toe nail while I was behind there once. Seriously, it was like a boomerang!
If you are a fellow 4 by 2, that's a fear with very good grounding in reality.
Quote: Perry Nium @ July 23 2008, 2:35 AM BSTNasty. I reckon I can beat you there though - I once didn't have a shit for almost two weeks, during a period of total alcohol abstinence. When it finally came out it was like a submarine that refused to submerge. My missus went into the toilet and shouted angrily "What's with Brown October?!"
*actually bursts out laughing*
Quote: Perry Nium @ July 23 2008, 2:28 AM BSTWhen I was a kid and convinced myself my anus had healed over.
Quote: ian_w @ July 23 2008, 2:40 AM BSTWhen I was very young, I don't remember exactly why, but I was convinced there was a man who came round to your house with some scissors and cut your willy off. I can remember hiding behind the sofa, really shit scared, whenever someone I didn't know came round to the house.
That would indeed be pretty terrifying.
Child cruelty!
You lot are weird. And that's saying something on this site.
Quote: Perry Nium @ July 23 2008, 2:28 AM BSTWhen I was a kid and convinced myself my anus had healed over.
When I thought I'd accidentally texted a picture of my arse to Micheal Jacob instead of my missus.
Did you apply to the comedy college then??
