I'm dyeing my housemates hair...well bleaching it. Tres amusant.
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Oh dear.
Did they give you permission, or are they in fact asleep?
Quote: Aaron @ July 22 2008, 10:15 PM BSTI'M BORED. Where has everyone gone?
*Waves*
Hello!
Quote: zooo @ July 22 2008, 10:18 PM BSTOh dear.
Did they give you permission, or are they in fact asleep?
By 'bleaching' she means 'cursing'. And by 'hair' she means 'soul'.
He asked me to.
He looks like a Fire Starter, a twisted Fire Starter. *sniggers at orange patches*
Hitler was a truly evil man. I mean, there's no forgiving a vegetarian.
Quote: Aaron @ July 22 2008, 10:29 PM BSTHitler was a truly evil man. I mean, there's no forgiving a vegetarian.
Vegetarian's are strange.
Quote: Gavin @ July 22 2008, 10:30 PM BSTVegetarian's are strange.
And pastey and under-nourished.
Quote: Gavin @ July 22 2008, 10:30 PM BSTVegetarian's are strange.
Vegetarians are cruel. I've seen carrots planted six deep in an area only meant for half the number. Corn cramped into fields. Cucumbers force fed until they're the size of marrows. Or they might have been marrows. Anyway. Cruel bastards
And have a tendency to kill Jews, evidently.
I'd shake my fist at all of you, but a lack of protein has caused my muscles to waste away.
"Do you ever sit on your hand until it goes numb and play with yourself?2
"Umm yeah."
"Well not anymore, cos your dating my daughter!"
Quote: Leevil @ July 23 2008, 3:32 PM BST
"Do you ever sit on your hand until it goes numb and play with yourself?2
"Umm yeah."
"Well not anymore, cos your dating my daughter!"
I love that one... especially when Meg's about to get married and tells Lois she loves her, and Lois kind of murmers it back. Brilliant.
Just walked outside and saw the first clouds from Hurricane Dolly rolling in. Hopefully it won't affect my flight to New Orleans tomorrow morning. At least we'll get some desperately needed rain.
Quote: DaButt @ July 23 2008, 4:17 PM BSTJust walked outside and saw the first clouds from Hurricane Dolly rolling in. Hopefully it won't affect my flight to New Orleans tomorrow morning. At least we'll get some desperately needed rain.
Hope you're not in her (Dolly's) path?