British Comedy Guide

Sex - does it really exist? Page 7

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 22 2008, 5:11 PM BST

I think it's important to note it doesn't matter what you like in bed and how many you have bedded. At the end of the day it's a private and very special time between you, your partner, and the satsuma.

Like shopping for sofas?

Quote: Gavin @ July 22 2008, 5:31 PM BST

Like shopping for sofas?

I've seen John and Norma Major shopping for sofas. So surreal to see them testing the springs.

I SWEAR this is true.

How odd this appears in a sex thread

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 5:05 PM BST

I'm far too polite.

You could have at least attempted to make a proper euphemism. Epic fail.

Quote: Aaron @ July 22 2008, 5:48 PM BST

You could have at least attempted to make a proper euphamism. Epic fail.

*euphemism.

Quote: Aaron @ July 22 2008, 5:48 PM BST

You could have at least attempted to make a proper euphamism. Epic fail.

Quote: Finck @ July 22 2008, 5:51 PM BST

*euphemism.

\O/

Quote: Finck @ July 22 2008, 5:51 PM BST

*euphemism.

Thankee.

Thankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 5:07 PM BST

Full penetration. Ewwwww

Full penetration. Yayyyyyy! Chocolate digestive anyone?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Tuumble @ July 21 2008, 8:00 PM BST

Does anyone actually DO it? Like, with a real person? Or is your rumpy-pumpy just a fantasy only, solo affair?

We got our kids out of the Freemans catalogue.

I do it yeah with my partner.

I do it Yeahhhhhhh! I do it Yeahhhhhh! With my partner!

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 9:44 PM BST

I do it Yeahhhhhhh! I do it Yeahhhhhh! With my partner!

Man or Female ?

I was going to ask you the same thing.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 9:45 PM BST

I was going to ask you the same thing.

Really ? Tell me yours ?

Yes. Are you trying to come out to us Jake?

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