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Trolley Dolly's

I hate them with a passion. They are evil. Especialy the gay male ones.
THERE ARE 2 TYPES OF TROLLEY DOLLY'S.
1) The ones on planes
2) The ones in supermarkets.

Planes
They are snooty because they think waitresing in the air is more important than on the ground. They wear shit loads of cheap duty nasty free make up and look like leather. The gay ones prance about like Wayne Sleep on speed.
They put there face one inch from yours and thrust their shity food infront of you. Then they f**koff and leave you with the empty trays for an hour squashing your legs up further and for longer than necesary. The best is when they come round with duty free and try and flog you them. They take it to heart if you dont buy anything and look at you like they want to slit your throat & drink your blood.

Supermarkets
You know em. Those ladys in 10" high heels, clickety clicking on the floor. Made up like coco the clowns and reeking of impulse. They totter about with their fake Dior sunglasses and handbags trying to look posh and to avert your eyes from their trolley filled with supermarket own brand shit. They hit your calves and smash your shins with their trolleys without so much as an exsqueeze me please.

Right rant over. Bye bye now Wave :S

Quote: charley rance @ May 25, 2007, 5:33 PM

Planes
They are snooty because they think waitresing in the air is more important than on the ground. They wear shit loads of cheap duty nasty free make up and look like leather. The gay ones prance about like Wayne Sleep on speed.
They put there face one inch from yours and thrust their shity food infront of you. Then they f**koff and leave you with the empty trays for an hour squashing your legs up further and for longer than necesary. The best is when they come round with duty free and try and flog you them. They take it to heart if you dont buy anything and look at you like they want to slit your throat & drink your blood.

So you flew with ryan air then?.

Nope worse. Manky ol Monarch.

Don't fly easy jet either, your lucky if they close the door, it is anything but easy. And with the amount of fake tan the trolley dollies wear, they blend in with everything.

Quote: charley rance @ May 25, 2007, 5:33 PM

Supermarkets
You know em. Those ladys in 10" high heels, clickety clicking on the floor. Made up like coco the clowns and reeking of impulse. They totter about with their fake Dior sunglasses and handbags trying to look posh and to avert your eyes from their trolley filled with supermarket own brand shit. They hit your calves and smash your shins with their trolleys without so much as an exsqueeze me please.

Right rant over. Bye bye now Wave :S

That destroys my image of you then.

Is that why you're Charley rants? (Does it?)

Room 101!

Quote: Lewis Roberts @ May 25, 2007, 6:30 PM

Don't fly easy jet either, your lucky if they close the door, it is anything but easy. And with the amount of fake tan the trolley dollies wear, they blend in with everything.

You must have been on the same plane as me Lewis, when I flew with easy the landing was a nightmare, the plane was rocking like a bastard on the way to landing then afterwards the captain was greeted with a round of sarcastic applause...im not actually sure he was a captain

And I don't mind air stewardeses, as long as they agree to join the mile high club.

Quote: Jonny S @ May 25, 2007, 9:25 PM

You must have been on the same plane as me Lewis, when I flew with easy the landing was a nightmare, the plane was rocking like a bastard on the way to landing then afterwards the captain was greeted with a round of sarcastic applause...im not actually sure he was a captain

And I don't mind air stewardeses, as long as they agree to join the mile high club.

I think any old drunk can be a easy jet captain, they say that airplanes are a huge cause of global warning, mainly due to the amount of hairspray the stewardesses wear.
Stelios has created a monster.

Quote: Lewis Roberts @ May 25, 2007, 9:47 PM

They say that airplanes are a huge cause of global warning,

Watch out - there's a globe ahead.

Air New Zealand. Lots of lovely leg room. :)

QUANTAS all the way! Even if i am a poor traveller it doesn't hurt to travel 24 hours in comfort(ish)! :D

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