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Good uses for Tesco value brand meat pie fat Page 2

:D YAY!

Ellie.

How am I a good use for a pie?

He wants to eat you.

Poor boy - although I've heard I'm very tasty.

Like pork?

I've been told... sweetness.

Pork is a nice sweet meat!

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 8:30 PM BST

I've been told... sweetness.

Poke with a nice sweet meat!

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 8:26 PM BST

Poor boy - although I've heard I'm very tasty.

:$ [fingers collar...and whatever else is close to hand]

Phew... is it me or is it hot in here.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 8:36 PM BST

Phew... is it me or is it hot in here.

it's you I find it rather grubby.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 8:36 PM BST

Phew... is it me or is it hot in here.

Oh my God, he's shoved her in an oven.

Roscoff! Gav! Help me get her out.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 8:30 PM BST

I've been told... sweetness.

Pork is a nice sweet meat!

Is this all so you don't have to worry about me coming on to you?

Quote: ian_w @ July 22 2008, 8:40 PM BST

Is this all so you don't have to worry about me coming on to you?

No, I want you to come on me.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 8:44 PM BST

No, I want you to come on me.

:O
Blimey! Those neighbours have got your blood whizzing round!

Can't we have dinner first?

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