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I just burnt my tongue a little Page 2

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 22 2008, 7:10 PM BST

My dad's friend did once, as I've been told on countless occasions.

I thought everyone had...? At least once.

It was a little square one. It was...tangy

Quote: Sunflick @ July 22 2008, 7:12 PM BST

It was a little square one. It was...tangy

I never have! :O

What is supposed to happen if you lick a battery?

Quote: zooo @ July 22 2008, 7:18 PM BST

What is supposed to happen if you lick a battery?

Super powers. INstantly.

Two pages! One more and I equal 'Worst Dressed Dictator', four more and it's 'Favourite Skin Blemish'. Then it's off to take on 'Favourite Supermarket' and glory!

Quote: Gavin @ July 22 2008, 7:20 PM BST

Super powers. INstantly.

Yes. It's the same when you press 'Alt' and F4.

Quote: Gavin @ July 22 2008, 7:20 PM BST

Super powers. INstantly.

I feel a little cheated. A tangy tongue is nothing next to superpowers
:(

Quote: Paul W @ July 22 2008, 7:08 PM BST

safe to say I looked like a twat.

And...?

Quote: Paul W @ July 22 2008, 7:03 PM BST

I ice burnt my tongue inside my freezer because I didn't believe your tongue would stick to it... Boy was I wrong.

Fudging killed!

What word instantly springs to mind upon reading the above? Oh yes, "retard".

Quote: Sunflick @ July 22 2008, 7:27 PM BST

I feel a little cheated. A tangy tongue is nothing next to superpowers
:(

Awwwww! Maybe you just don't know what they are yet?

Quote: Sunflick @ July 22 2008, 7:27 PM BST

I feel a little cheated. A tangy tongue is nothing next to superpowers
:(

If you French kissed me with a tangy tongue I would consider that pretty super!

Quote: Aaron @ July 22 2008, 7:40 PM BST

What word instantly springs to mind upon reading the above? Oh yes, "retard".

Rubbish it's pioneers like Paul W that proved the world wasnt flat. Pushing the boundries of knowledge not letting people tell him whats right and wrong...he's a f**king Hero!!

Quote: ian_w @ July 22 2008, 7:43 PM BST

Awwwww! Maybe you just don't know what they are yet?

Totally. There should be some sort of test, like for allergies.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 22 2008, 7:49 PM BST

Totally. There should be some sort of test, like for allergies.

I developed a super powers test many years back...health and saftey closed it down though Teary Teary

I burnt the top of my mouth.

mmm would the tangy tongued snogger be a plausible superhero name?

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