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I just burnt my tongue a little

drinking soup.

There's clearly a competition going on for the most mundane thread and I wanna win. *shakes fist at tuumble*

I burnt my tongue once while attempting to lick fire. I'll never do it again!

Quote: ian_w @ July 22 2008, 6:50 PM BST

I burnt my tongue once while attempting to lick fire. I'll never do it again!

What did it taste like.

I don't care.

I'm helping Simon.

Quote: Gavin @ July 22 2008, 6:55 PM BST

What did it taste like.

Ice cream, but really hot.

Quote: ian_w @ July 22 2008, 6:56 PM BST

Ice cream, but really hot.

wow...thats...incredibly dull

You had anymore dreams about me?

I ice burnt my tongue inside my freezer because I didn't believe your tongue would stick to it... Boy was I wrong.

Fudging killed!

Quote: Gavin @ July 22 2008, 6:59 PM BST

You had anymore dreams about me?

No but I'll keep trying.

Quote: Paul W @ July 22 2008, 7:03 PM BST

I ice burnt my tongue inside my freezer because I didn't believe your tongue would stick to it... Boy was I wrong.

Fudging killed!

Please tell me it stuck and the doctor had to come round Laughing out loud

I hate it when adverts lie to you - that Lloyds TSB one 'Wouldn't it be great if last night's dream became today's reality'? I told them about the dream I'd had the night before about being King of the Baked Beans and they said they it wasn't possible.

One day I will rule the Baked Bean kingdom, with the Baked Bean Queen by my side.

Quote: ian_w @ July 22 2008, 7:05 PM BST

No but I'll keep trying.

Please tell me it stuck and the doctor had to come round Laughing out loud

no I just starting heavily breathing on it and kind of spitting to get it warm then I just ripped it off - safe to say I looked like a twat.

Quote: Paul W @ July 22 2008, 7:08 PM BST

no I just starting heavily breathing on it and kind of spitting to get it warm then I just ripped it off - safe to say I looked like a twat.

Couldn't you switch off the freezer?

Or poured warm water over it.

Anyone ever licked a battery?

Quote: Paul W @ July 22 2008, 7:08 PM BST

no I just starting heavily breathing on it and kind of spitting to get it warm then I just ripped it off - safe to say I looked like a twat.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Sunflick @ July 22 2008, 7:09 PM BST

Anyone ever licked a battery?

Car or AA?

My dad's friend did once, as I've been told on countless occasions.

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