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Sex - does it really exist? Page 6

If we are going by rude and naughtiness with persons I shall end this topic!

Wanna get really kinky Roscoff? I have cakes.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 22 2008, 4:44 PM BST

If we are going by rude and naughtiness with persons I shall end this topic!

I thought we we talikng rudeness in general. I have a...brillaint track record with women..struggle to fill the back of the stamp with names

Ooh ooh! (Jumps up and down like a monkey with cymbals)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 22 2008, 4:44 PM BST

If we are going by rude and naughtiness with persons I shall end this topic!

Wanna get really kinky Roscoff? I have cakes.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 4:15 PM BST

Yer... how many you've boinked?

You should have said that then!

Don't forget Ian when you are totting it up Aaron!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 22 2008, 4:30 PM BST

My last one put me off full stop. :(

Is that because eating so much cake made you sick?

Quote: Aaron @ July 22 2008, 5:00 PM BST

Is that because eating so much cake made you sick?

Laughing out loud Whistling nnocently

Quote: Aaron @ July 22 2008, 4:58 PM BST

You should have said that then!

I'm far too polite.

I guess we should actually clarify what counts as one sex unit. If we are including raunchy shenanigans with no clothes on my number looks a lot better than the two pokees I mentioned earlier.

Apologies to my wife for that description but not to the other recipient. Bitch.

Let's guess each others numbers!

(how to offend people in one easy lesson...)

Laughing out loud

Quote: Tuumble @ July 22 2008, 5:06 PM BST

I guess we should actually clarify what counts as one sex unit. If we are including raunchy shenanigans with no clothes on my number looks a lot better than the two pokees I mentioned earlier.

Full penetration. Ewwwww

I think it's important to note it doesn't matter what you like in bed and how many you have bedded. At the end of the day it's a private and very special time between you, your partner, and the satsuma.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 22 2008, 5:11 PM BST

I think it's important to note it doesn't matter what you like in bed and how many you have bedded. At the end of the day it's a private and very special time between you, your partner, and the satsuma.

Laughing out loud

Lots of fun, fruit. I once videoed a romp with a Sainsbury's fruit salad. Ahhh, the memories...

Awww everyone always forgets the satsuma.

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