If we are going by rude and naughtiness with persons I shall end this topic!
Wanna get really kinky Roscoff? I have cakes.
If we are going by rude and naughtiness with persons I shall end this topic!
Wanna get really kinky Roscoff? I have cakes.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 22 2008, 4:44 PM BSTIf we are going by rude and naughtiness with persons I shall end this topic!
I thought we we talikng rudeness in general. I have a...brillaint track record with women..struggle to fill the back of the stamp with names
Ooh ooh! (Jumps up and down like a monkey with cymbals)
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 22 2008, 4:44 PM BSTIf we are going by rude and naughtiness with persons I shall end this topic!
Wanna get really kinky Roscoff? I have cakes.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 4:15 PM BSTYer... how many you've boinked?
You should have said that then!
Don't forget Ian when you are totting it up Aaron!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 22 2008, 4:30 PM BSTMy last one put me off full stop.
Is that because eating so much cake made you sick?
Quote: Aaron @ July 22 2008, 5:00 PM BSTIs that because eating so much cake made you sick?
Quote: Aaron @ July 22 2008, 4:58 PM BSTYou should have said that then!
I'm far too polite.
I guess we should actually clarify what counts as one sex unit. If we are including raunchy shenanigans with no clothes on my number looks a lot better than the two pokees I mentioned earlier.
Apologies to my wife for that description but not to the other recipient. Bitch.
Let's guess each others numbers!
(how to offend people in one easy lesson...)
Quote: Tuumble @ July 22 2008, 5:06 PM BSTI guess we should actually clarify what counts as one sex unit. If we are including raunchy shenanigans with no clothes on my number looks a lot better than the two pokees I mentioned earlier.
Full penetration. Ewwwww
I think it's important to note it doesn't matter what you like in bed and how many you have bedded. At the end of the day it's a private and very special time between you, your partner, and the satsuma.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 22 2008, 5:11 PM BSTI think it's important to note it doesn't matter what you like in bed and how many you have bedded. At the end of the day it's a private and very special time between you, your partner, and the satsuma.
Lots of fun, fruit. I once videoed a romp with a Sainsbury's fruit salad. Ahhh, the memories...
Awww everyone always forgets the satsuma.