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Sex - does it really exist? Page 5

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 4:15 PM BST

Yer... how many you've boinked?

To think I was pretty close to posting my bank PIN. May be the same number, though.

Mines the long number on the front! :O

Quote: Aaron @ July 22 2008, 4:08 PM BST

...?

Laughing out loud

(The "Legend!" at the end was the best bit, I must admit.)

As that was the only bit that was all my own work, I thank you. :)

Quote: ian_w @ July 21 2008, 10:12 PM BST

My last long term relationship put me off long term relationships.

My last one put me off full stop. :(

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 22 2008, 4:30 PM BST

My last one put me off full stop. :(

coz he was a bastard?

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 3:31 PM BST

So - magic numbers? Anyone feeling a need to share theirs?

Mine you can count on one hand.

Maybe even one thumb...

Quote: Gavin @ July 22 2008, 4:31 PM BST

coz he was a bastard?

He wasn't just a bastard to be fair. He was a total sadistic evil one.

I need a woman to restore my faith in women. Alternatively raw sex will do. Must like tea and digestives.

Choc ones?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 22 2008, 4:32 PM BST


He wasn't just a bastard to be fair. He was a total sadistic evil one.

Must of been related my ex, took great pleasure torturing me for months after we broke up.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 22 2008, 4:34 PM BST

Choc ones?

arggh deviant! choc digestives

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 22 2008, 4:34 PM BST

Choc ones?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Cum on - me and Ruby have posted our results. Whad about the rest of yer?

If you don't tell us we'll have to guess and that could start all sorts of rumours.

Quote: roscoff @ July 22 2008, 4:35 PM BST

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Put the kettle on.

Quote: Tuumble @ July 22 2008, 4:35 PM BST

Cum on - me and Ruby have posted our results. Whad about the rest of yer?

If you don't tell us we'll have to guess and that could start all sorts of rumours.

It's not the number of people that counts it's how rude and bad you were with them!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 22 2008, 4:39 PM BST

It's not the number of people that counts it's how rude and bad you were with them!

bloody hell I'm into the thousands I'm rude and bad to everyone.

Does having tea and biscuits with Ruby count? If so unlucky for some. 13. triskaidekaphobia sufferers need not apply.

Quote: roscoff @ July 22 2008, 4:41 PM BST

Does having tea and biscuits with Ruby count? If so unlucky for some. 13. triskaidekaphobia sufferers need not apply.

It counts.

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