Birthday Greetings 
Happy Burpday Dannyjb! Page 3
Who the f**k is Dannyjb?
The one with the disformed bell end.
Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2008, 11:55 AM BSTWho the f**k is Dannyjb?
Someone asking who the f**k are you? 
Quote: Aaron @ July 22 2008, 12:14 PM BSTThe one with the disformed bell end.
I just mentioned a birthday snog, you had to take it further... I feel cheap and used. 
Quote: dannyjb1 @ July 22 2008, 12:59 PM BSTI just mentioned a birthday snog, you had to take it further... I feel cheap and used.
Just don't make a noise on your way out m'darlin this is a respectable neighbour hood.
Did anyone mention snog! I'm up for it. I've given up being choosy. The opposite sex can be so finicky. They're just noy happy with rampant animal sex, they want conversation and stuff. BORING! 
Quote: roscoff @ July 22 2008, 1:40 PM BSTDid anyone mention snog! I'm up for it. I've given up being choosy. The opposite sex can be so finicky. They're just noy happy with rampant animal sex, they want conversation and stuff. BORING!
Hubby - I think we need to have a talk! *drags Roscoff off by his ear*
Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 1:43 PM BSTHubby - I think we need to have a talk! *drags Roscoff off by his ear*
You can drag me off, but not by my ear. That's when holding it by the base comes in useful.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 1:43 PM BSTHubby - I think we need to have a talk! *drags Roscoff off by his ear*
I think I'm about to have a damn good thrashing. Eeeeeexcellent (Said in the style of Mr Burns)
Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2008, 1:48 PM BSTYou can drag me off, but not by my ear. That's when holding it by the base comes in useful.
Indeed...
Quote: roscoff @ July 22 2008, 1:48 PM BSTI think I'm about to have a damn good thrashing. Eeeeeexcellent (Said in the style of Mr Burns)
You wish. I'm going to moan in your ear about how much you don't appreciate me.
Quote: roscoff @ July 22 2008, 1:48 PM BSTI think I'm about to have a damn good thrashing. Eeeeeexcellent (Said in the style of Mr Burns)
Hey it's MY birthday if any one is getting a damn good thrashing from Ellie... 
Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 1:53 PM BSTIndeed...
You wish. I'm going to moan in your ear about how much you don't appreciate me.
Huh! Anyway, Danny's a better kisser. No tongues next time though, that stud of yours hurts like buggery.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 21 2008, 10:06 PM BSTAs of midnight, he turns exactly 219 years old.
Please post you many congrats and mockings here!
Okay call me slow.. just realised that was a link.... mmmmmmmmm... Clare Grogan...
Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2008, 1:53 PM BSTIndeed...
You wish. I'm going to moan in your ear about how much you don't appreciate me.
Haha! under the thumb Welsh boy!
Quote: Gavin @ July 22 2008, 3:59 PM BSTHaha! under the thumb Welsh boy!
I know I know. And it's not as nice as being under Ellie's breasts. It's so cool in the shade. And there's the allotment.