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Sex - does it really exist? Page 3

Quote: zooo @ July 21 2008, 10:04 PM BST

They are doing a peck (thank the lord) which is just what I is talking about.
I know couples who have been together for a few years and just don't kiss properly anymore. Just the odd peck on the cheek.
It seems quite widespread actually.
It disturbs me!

I haven't noticed that tbh, but it's a bit shit if they do. You just can't beat a good long snogging session. Objectively though, it's a really weird thing to do. But I love it.

Quote: zooo @ July 21 2008, 10:04 PM BST

I know couples who have been together for a few years and just don't kiss properly anymore. Just the odd peck on the cheek.
It seems quite widespread actually.
It disturbs me!

That is :(.

It's putting me off long term relationships, that's for sure... :)
(among other things)

Quote: Gavin @ July 21 2008, 10:10 PM BST

He's a bastard and like rubbing it in.

Groan. Although don't you mean rubbing it out?

Quote: zooo @ July 21 2008, 10:11 PM BST

It's putting me off long term relationships, that's for sure... :)
(among other things)

My last long term relationship put me off long term relationships.

:D

Quote: zooo @ July 21 2008, 10:11 PM BST

It's putting me off long term relationships, that's for sure... :)
(among other things)

I'm sure it wouldn't happen with you! :D

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 21 2008, 10:08 PM BST

Why would you think that we need to know that?

Haha, fair point!

I think a lot of long term relationships may put people off having another long term relationship for quite a while after it finishes. Even if it was really nice, maybe people will like the feeling of greater freedom for a while? I think I would. Not to go out and shag anything that moves, but just so it's...less hasle for a while. Maybe not less hassle, but you can do what you want more. I'm talking bollocks, I think I'll leave it there!

Quote: Aaron @ July 21 2008, 10:16 PM BST

I'm sure it wouldn't happen with you! :D

Well, it better not.
Or I will have to go to some sort of specialist rent boy that only does kissing.

*hand shoots up in air*

Quote: NickTheDon @ July 21 2008, 10:20 PM BST

I think a lot of long term relationships may put people off having another long term relationship for quite a while after it finishes. Even if it was really nice, maybe people will like the feeling of greater freedom for a while? I think I would. Not to go out and shag anything that moves, but just so it's...less hasle for a while. Maybe not less hassle, but you can do what you want more. I'm talking bollocks, I think I'll leave it there!

I can do without friends. In fact I'm happy without friends. But I couldn't do without a Mrs.

Sex? I couldn't give a wank.

Sex is like a big house with a nice garden and pool.

Other people have it.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 21 2008, 11:05 PM BST

Sex is like a big house with a nice garden and pool.

Other people have it.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: NickTheDon @ July 21 2008, 10:20 PM BST

Haha, fair point!

I think a lot of long term relationships may put people off having another long term relationship for quite a while after it finishes. Even if it was really nice, maybe people will like the feeling of greater freedom for a while? I think I would. Not to go out and shag anything that moves, but just so it's...less hasle for a while. Maybe not less hassle, but you can do what you want more. I'm talking bollocks, I think I'll leave it there!

So what exactly would you call a long-term relationship? 26 years?

3 years and over (for a normal person)

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