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Sex - does it really exist? Page 2

Kissing is the bestest!

Quote: zooo @ July 21 2008, 9:01 PM BST

What freaks me out is some people who've been together for ages, don't even kiss properly any more.

Not good enough.

I do quite agree.

Quote: zooo @ July 21 2008, 9:08 PM BST

Kissing is the bestest!

What about hugs?

And blowies?

They are all on the list!

Bitchin'.

Quote: Aaron @ July 21 2008, 9:13 PM BST

And blowies?

*splutters* What?!

Quote: zooo @ July 21 2008, 9:13 PM BST

They are all on the list!

Zooo is like the ideal woman geeky funny and sexual apetite of a rabbit :P

And knows that hot drinks are wrong.

And wears oven gloves.

Quote: Winterlight @ July 21 2008, 9:17 PM BST

*splutters* What?!

You've never asked your missus for a blowie? You're missing out.

Quote: zooo @ July 21 2008, 9:01 PM BST

What freaks me out is some people who've been together for ages, don't even kiss properly any more.

How do you know? :)

Are they passing soup from mouth to mouth?

They are doing a peck (thank the lord) which is just what I is talking about.
I know couples who have been together for a few years and just don't kiss properly anymore. Just the odd peck on the cheek.
It seems quite widespread actually.
It disturbs me!

Sex is the most natural, wholesome, enjoyable experience that money can buy.

My girlfriend's been in the States for the last two weeks, so the bishop has been well and truly bashed, as they say.

Quote: zooo @ July 21 2008, 10:04 PM BST

They are doing a peck (thank the lord) which is just what I is talking about.
I know couples who have been together for a few years and just don't kiss properly anymore. Just the odd peck on the cheek.
It seems quite widespread actually.
It disturbs me!

That is a good point. Maybe that's why men cheat. That and you get four boobies for the price of two.

Quote: NickTheDon @ July 21 2008, 10:06 PM BST

Sex is the most natural, wholesome, enjoyable experience that money can buy.

My girlfriend's been in the States for the last two weeks, so the bishop has been well and truly bashed, as they say.

Why would you think that we need to know that?

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 21 2008, 10:08 PM BST

Why would you think that we need to know that?

He's a bastard and like rubbing it in.

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