Does anyone actually DO it? Like, with a real person? Or is your rumpy-pumpy just a fantasy only, solo affair?
We got our kids out of the Freemans catalogue.
Sex - does it really exist?
Sex is ok but can be pricey. I don't do it much now, the novelty has worn off.
Sex is when Scottish people have their tea 
SEX!
Now that we've got your attention, vote for Bart.
Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 21 2008, 8:12 PM BSTSex is ok but can be pricey. I don't do it much now, the novelty has worn off.
Novelty? Is that a new brand of Viagra? Sounds a bit like ovaltine.
Sex for me these days involves sitting behind a woman on the bus and have the seat vibrate as the engine ticks over at traffic lights.
It definitely existed about 6 months ago.
But I haven't seen it since then so I can't speak for its whereabouts. 
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ July 21 2008, 8:25 PM BSTNovelty? Is that a new brand of Viagra? Sounds a bit like ovaltine.
I should Cocoa!
Blimey. Lucky zooo (6 months ago).
Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 21 2008, 8:45 PM BSTI should Cocoa!
Keep it in your trousers Aaron or you'll end up sat on a sofa with some bint watching the telly every night..
Quote: Aaron @ July 21 2008, 8:45 PM BSTBlimey. Lucky zooo (6 months ago).
Whereas Aaron probably said hello to Mr. Sex about 6 minutes ago, the jammy git.
Quote: zooo @ July 21 2008, 8:47 PM BSTWhereas Aaron probably said hello to Mr. Sex about 6 minutes ago, the jammy git.
Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 21 2008, 8:46 PM BSTKeep it in your trousers Aaron or you'll end up sat on a sofa with some bint watching the telly every night..
So if I have sex, I'll never have sex again?
Strangely, it's something like that yes.
I dunno, but if I had seen it coming I would have hid!
What freaks me out is some people who've been together for ages, don't even kiss properly any more.
Not good enough.
Quote: zooo @ July 21 2008, 9:01 PM BSTWhat freaks me out is some people who've been together for ages, don't even kiss properly any more.
Not good enough.
Agreed.
That is weird. I never got bored of kissing my ex...so much so that I now cant go within 50 mile of Barnsley.