Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 21 2008, 3:23 PM BSTYou draw a picture and I'll write a song about it.
"Chip knew it was wrong,
shagging a donkey in a thong..."
Trying to imagine how I could draw that in work. I may have to wait till I get home.
Favourite sexual position? Page 2
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 21 2008, 3:28 PM BSTTrying to imagine how I could draw that in work. I may have to wait till I get home.
Say its a performance graph.
Before committing to this thread I have a question:
Does sitting on your hand before bashing one out, count as a sexual position? >_< I think I may have said too much 
Quote: Gavin @ July 21 2008, 3:33 PM BSTSay its a performance graph.
BOSS:
"So, what does the sausage on legs symbolise, Graham?"
BANDAGE:
"Well, boss, obviously, er, it's about the increasing popularity of artisan-made pork goods - you know, pates, rillettes, hams, and of course, chipolata sausages - and the legs represent the fact it's a runaway success."
BOSS:
"Why's it got an erect penis?"
BANDAGE:
"Er. Oh look, an otter." (RUNS AWAY)
Quote: chipolata @ July 21 2008, 3:03 PM BSTThis has the added bonus that she can lean to the side slightly so you can see the telly.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 21 2008, 3:11 PM BSTA man?
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ July 21 2008, 3:38 PM BSTBefore committing to this thread I have a question:
Does sitting on your hand before bashing one out, count as a sexual position? >_< I think I may have said too much
Depraved, depraved the lot of us.
Didn't frostyboy start this thread a number of months ago?
Well, not THIS thread. But the same topic.
Quote: Aaron @ July 21 2008, 3:51 PM BSTDidn't frostyboy start this thread a number of months ago?
Well, not THIS thread. But the same topic.
Yes, but he'd have done it for his own sick gratification, by all accounts. We've done it to be ribald (cheers, Bussell).
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 21 2008, 3:11 PM BSTA man?
When I was very young I would describe the 'state' of my tadger as either a leaf or a stick. In my teens it tended to be the latter...heck, it still is and I'm nearly 40!
Having seen that impotence advert with the Bolero music I'm expecting 'leafdom' to be a permanent arrangement very soon. 
Favourite Sexual Position? Which ever leaves me with the most shame afterwards.
Quote: Leevil @ July 21 2008, 4:44 PM BSTFavourite Sexual Position? Which ever leaves me with the most shame afterwards.
Haha! Carried on so nicely!
Quote: Leevil @ July 21 2008, 4:44 PM BSTFavourite Sexual Position? Which ever leaves me with the most shame afterwards.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 21 2008, 3:41 PM BSTBOSS:
"So, what does the sausage on legs symbolise, Graham?"BANDAGE:
"Well, boss, obviously, er, it's about the increasing popularity of artisan-made pork goods - you know, pates, rillettes, hams, and of course, chipolata sausages - and the legs represent the fact it's a runaway success."BOSS:
"Why's it got an erect penis?"BANDAGE:
"Er. Oh look, an otter." (RUNS AWAY)
I imagined it going like:
BOSS:
Why haven't you done any work in the last four months Bandage?
BANDAGE:
I don't know. (GOES BACK TO DRAWING DONKEY SEX AND POSTING ON BSG)
That's what happened at my last appraisal. Not sure why he called me Bandage.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 21 2008, 5:21 PM BSTI imagined it going like:
BOSS:
Why haven't you done any work in the last four months Bandage?BANDAGE:
I don't know. (GOES BACK TO DRAWING DONKEY SEX AND POSTING ON BSG)That's what happened at my last appraisal. Not sure why he called me Bandage.
After the Banana hammock accident?
One up the bum, no harm done.